I Am Running For Mayor of Cloago 20012 - AMA
Hello Reddit, Billious Bojangles Esq. here. We all know this election season is shaping up to be a storm, and I'm here to provide some clarity in the blizzard. I'm proud and excited to serve this community, so let's get a discussion going! Feel free to ask me anything about my policies, which include:
- Oligarchial leadership
- Adding 10 more steps to the bill approval process
- Mass vampire breeding programs
- Increase efficiency in the rock quarries with nuclear detonation
- Replace Old McMurray with a robot. We don't need him anymore
- Introducing a 1% value denomination of greebles (I'm calling it eebles)
- Destroy all libraries to protect our children from harmful information
- Visiting foreigners must be painted purple for the duration of their stay for easy identification
Let's get started! I hope to earn your vote this upcoming season, Ozzimandius!
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