Quality humor at its lowest

Congrats you have found the worst blog on this entire site

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[girlthulhu]

wololo

[venonomnomicon]

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

well. okay. I don't think that's like. true as a general trend but okay

[targetedknowledge]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking

[aliveontuesday]

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[pukicho]

If I were found in a 'night at the museum" situation, there would be no wacky hijinks, let me tell you. I'd kill myself instantly. The wax figures wouldn't even be alive yet and I'd be dead.

[threedollarsdotcom]

when she start s ripping all your skin off

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[mclennonyaoi]

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[introvertsnation]

[segamascott]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[pjackk]

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

[viaunduende]

theyre frotting and porking on those damn bottles

[pjackk]

I NEED TO BE LIOCKED AWAY