Quality humor at its lowest

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[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just found a cross of miquella in a candy store. read "I abandon here my dollars five"

[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[segamascott]

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[bgm05]

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

[notatzimisce]

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

[hannahp0calypse]

[tolkien-shitposting]

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[deadandphilgames]

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He couldn't have been clearer.

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[b0nkcreat]

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

[creepymutelilbugger]

atacked by my #MindWasp

[b0nkcreat]

Can you put those things on a leash please

[creepymutelilbugger]

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[b0nkcreat]

Commentary on: Society

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

EVERY ITCH IO TTRPG

GAME TITLE: the heartache at world´s end

GAME DESCRIPTION: a game about loss friendship abba and sucking cock

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[newporters]

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”