i'm trying

kellie

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[un-monstre]

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

[jimmythejiver]

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

[bythestardoggedmoon]

[fabfiveunionrep]

[longseasons]

[elljayvee]

when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we'd possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I'm telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

[thequeenadwoa]

One of the best cosplay I’ve seen!!

[us-army-world-tour-deactivated2]

most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius

[us-army-world-tour-deactivated2]

lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.

in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff

but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.

celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.

stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.

[us-army-world-tour-deactivated2]

[filthycasual2016-deactivated202]

[alecblushed]

Kristen: I’ve worked with you a ton. But I feel like when we’ve worked together, we’re always really mean to each other. Like, always assholes. But that’s not our relationship at all. We’re very nice to each other. Adam: Yeah, super nice. Boring, nice white people. Kristen: That sounds like an accurate description of who we are as friends.

[1dclowns]

[sirenymph-deactivated20180131]

[gif87a-com]

A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can’t recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

he thought it was tom cruise

[burntcopper]

…I’m not seeing anything wrong, per se.

[queenoftheimps]

this was great, but the part that’s killing me is Netflix’s follow-up

[jonathanking]

[disdickovereverything]

Prophet

[stolentweets]

[karl-shakur]

Just wanted to let you guys know that I’m in a really good place. I’ve never been happier and content. Plus my friend just got a new kitty.

My life is complete

[karl-shakur]

I am absolutely dumbfounded. I’ve been on Tumblr for about 6 years and i’ve been producing original content for the past two years straight and nothing on this website has surprised me more than here post. In case you’re new here  ( you probably are; my follower count almost doubled thanks to this post lol) I specialize in landscape photography with the occasional dispense of good vibes. 

I’ve taken pictures like this

Traveled to places like this

stayed up all night studying the milky way like this

Dabbled in mind bending creativity like this

Even visited different countries like Italy

But none of my posts have ever been as successful as this selfie with a cat

Conclusion; The internet is a weird place and every body definitely needs more kitties in their life. Feel free to check out my original photography and my INSTAGRAM and maybe shoot me a question if you want anything answered. 

Have an absolutely beautiful day everyone :)

[karl-shakur]

Hey Guys,

Karl here. remember that one time I had a smol kitty on my shoulder? literally the cutest creature I ever experienced. Well her’s the thing. I’m currently exploring a round Australia. I’m here photographing some of the most magical landscapes I’ve ever seen. While I was exploring around the Grampians national park, I stumbled on this little friendly fella who approached me and started playing

That’s right….. He’s whispering cute nothings into my ear lol

Not sure if he’s a wallaby or a kangaroo could someone please let me know.

Also his name is jeff and he’s my bestfriend

For everyone still asking, Just want to let you guys know; Yes, I’m still in a really good place. I’ve never been happier and content. Especially when smol animels are your friends. My life is even more complete

▪️ Karl-Shakur  ▪️ Instagram 

[almostrying-blog]

eurus says to sherlock that she wouldn’t be ‘so clumsy’ as to put bombs in molly’s home but sends a literal drone with a literal bomb into a literal apartment like?????? bitch get your life right

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE