[wizardshark]

I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice

[apfel-strudelz]

father and son

[corneliaavenue]

i love being a fangirl. i was always meant to care too deeply about the media i consume

[whitealbum]

i actually think being staunchly against rpf out of respect for celebrities that don’t know you is more parasocial than shipping them #darkwoke

[mishacolins]

what i love about legolas and gimli is that you can’t deny that there was love between them. it is literally stated in the canon appendix

“He was named Elf-friend because of the great love that grew between him and Legolas”

[palaceoftheprophets]

[palaceoftheprophets]

Well, if you’re not going to eat it, Gimli, he’ll just take it back.

[palaceoftheprophets]

I’m having a resurgence of Legolas/Gimli feelings. Have some old art.

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[tearlessrain]

One of the best things about Gimli going to Valinor is the way it happened. Like if he’d been invited to go along on one of the swan boats by Galadriel or something that would be reasonable, still completely unheard of but it makes sense that someone like her could talk the Valar into letting him in. But no, he goes with freaking Legolas. Legolas, who was eloquently described in one post as “the baby gay dudebro redneck of the elves.” Legolas, who missed all the boats to Valinor because he was running around having adventures, and then when he decided to finally go, having never seen the ocean in his life, went “I’ll just build my own boat how hard can it be” and presumably just showed up to Valinor 15 decades late on what I like to imagine was a barely seaworthy disaster of a boat and some random dwarf in tow like “this is fine right?” in the ugliest Sindarin accent ever to grace its white shores.

The implication being that the Valar, when confronted with this situation, all shrugged wearily and said “sure, why not.”

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

After the War of the Ring

Aragorn: I must rule my people now

Gandalf: I must speak with Tom Bombadil, and then return to Valinor

Frodo: I must rest, and then find peace with myself

Sam: I shall become the Mayor of the Shire

Merry and Pippin: We shall become emissary’s of our people

Legolas: Hey, wanna hang out?

Gimli: Sure!

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Aragorn: I’m here to fight Sauron and undo the mistakes of my ancestor

Gimli: I’m here to represent the Dwarves in this adventure

Legolas: My dad kicked me out of the house and I didn’t have anything else to do so here I am. 

[elrondfucker69]

dick so good i rode it to valinor

[lord-of-aglarond]

- Gimli

[incorrect-tolkien]

Aragorn: Just tell him “you’re beautiful”

Legolas: I can do that!

Legolas: I’m beautiful

Gimli: ????

[krool-gwooptsoov]

[rittare]

Legolas and Gimli (and Arod)) for my sketch challenge and “Friendship between peoples”.

[sinuswave]

Legolas Greenbeef and Gimli chilling! Attempt #2 of escaping the art block. The second picture was colored by http://paintschainer.preferred.tech/index_en.html because I am lazy and don’t know how to color things! Enjoy!

[serenity-fails]

This month’s winning Patreon request was Legolas/Gimli! I decided to do a little wedding-portrait-esque sorta thing featuring Significant Hair Styling choices, cause boy is that ever a thing for this ship (I love it, keep it coming guys).

Thank you so much to my beautiful patrons who share my thirst. <3

[lesbiansandboromir]

@maironsmaid requested some tattooed Gimli and honestly I was so siked to finally do my good good poetic young man so here he is! A warm hairy son!