Hello everyone! Welcome to this blog! This is a purely NSFW blog so first of all MINORS DNI. YOU WILL GET BLOCKED IF YOU DO.
Second of all, if you wish to look at my SFW content, here is the link to my main blog. @ohhiimweird I have fanfic update posts on that and a few other things.
Now, here are the fandoms that you may be seeing circulating this blog. It really depends on my hyperfixation
Lego Monkiekid
Ninjago
Haikyuu
Genshin Impact
Honkai Star Rail
Those are the fandoms so far, some may be added or removed.
Also, all the characters that are in the blog will be 18 and over. I will not be aging up any minors either. That's just weird, bro.
Now a disclaimer: some of the first few posts on this blog will be bad because this is the first time I have ever written any NSFW content. I've only just gotten comfortable with the thought of writing it, so bear with me for a bit.
Quick thought about Dan Heng because his new form is GORGEOUS
Reunion sex, in a cave, he's possessive and VERY touchy with you, like he's practically smothering you in his new body, you can't do anything but relax in his warmth, his touch, his cocks inside you. you're clutching onto the soft patch of dirt he laid you on and pulling the grass out of its roots. let's just say that you're not leaving there for awhile. all the while, Dan Heng is begging you not to leave him
Character: Phainon
Reader Pronouns: they/them or gender neutral
tags: smut, a little angsty, mentions of pregnancy, overstimulation, praise, body worship, kinda wholesome ngl
Phainon doesn't know what to do when it comes to sex in the beginning. He holds back from it out of fear of hurting you. He's pretty big. He keeps the voice in the back of his mind telling him to ruin you quiet. You have to reassure him that you'll be okay if he wants to be a little rough. You trust this man with your life. That's the problem. So, you have a safe word and some lube.
Once Phainon gets going though, he's going. Like, you ain't stopping until Amphoreus welcomes a new dawn. Okay. That's an exaggeration, but you get it. You're getting dicked down by this man real good. He can go for a while, but when you're truly done. He's also done.
That doesn't mean Phainon won't overstimulate you, though. He'll make you cum as many times as he wants you to before even thinking about his own pleasure. "One more time, love. I'm not done with you yet," he'll say while eating you out/sucking you off. He hasn't even properly fucked you yet.
Speaking of oral, Phainon is a giver when it comes to oral. Seeing your legs tremble while your voice escapes in whimpers and moans is one of his favorite sights. He'll claim that he doesn't need you to suck him off. But, he'd be a liar if he said he didn't love it. So please do it. Let him relax, good god does Phainon need it.
Phainon will take you from behind whenever he feels particularly frustrated that day. It allows him to be a little rougher, pulling on your hair, groping your ass, etc. He'll press your face into the mattress firmly, but not enough to suffocate you.
Phainon will take you from the front the rest of the time, however. He likes being able to see your face. There's an intimacy behind that. He's not just fucking you. He's making love to you. He cups your face lovingly while your legs hang over his shoulders. The tenderness contrasts with how much he's pounding into you.
Praise kink? Yeah, Phainon has a huge praise kink. He'll tell you how well your taking him, how beautiful you look with your face all fucked out and drooling. It goes both ways too. Tell him how good he feels, how perfect he is and he'll start fucking you harder.
He's also into body worship. Phainon could spend hours just feeling up your naked body, admiring it. It's like Mnestia sculpted you from their divine hands. He'll blush if you do it to him too. Touch the sun mark on his neck/shoulder. It's sensitive and you'll get the best whimper from him.
Phainon would prefer to cum inside you if you'll let him. He'll stuff you full of his seed until you physically can't take anymore of him. He likes fingering it back into you when it drips out. It lets the voice in the back of his mind hope that one day, you'd have his child. Once these endless cycles are over and he can stop killing his friends and injecting his memories into a new him over and over, he'd be free to spend a peaceful life with you. But that's only a dream.
Phainon practically begged you to say his name in bed, not 'Phainon.' He wanted his true name to fall from your lips. 'Khaslana.' His name felt like poetry coming from you.
Near the cycle's end, Khaslana touches you with desperation. It leaves you confused. It's not like you're going to die the next day. You are. Just like the rest of them.
Khaslana's aftercare is ever so gentle. He holds you like you're a delicate piece of glass and cleans you like the most precious treasure in the cosmos. He kisses the bite marks and bruises on your body, whispering apologies all the while. You have to reassure him that he did nothing wrong and that you loved it.
Khaslana then holds you close, praying that one day, he won't he holding your dead body in his arms.
Here's something to compensate for the angst in those other headcanons! <3
Character: Phainon?
Reader Gender: Gender Neutral but has biologically female parts (I'll learn to write a male!reader I swear)
Additional Tags: dom!Phainon, oral (fem!receiving), breeding kink, overstimulation if you squint, light bondage, aftercare at the end
You were humming to yourself while folding laundry when Phainon came home in a daze. The sound of the door opening and practically slamming closed made you jump. You set aside the stack of clean laundry on the bed and went out to see your loving husband. He was haggard. His shoulders were slumped as he immediately took off the top layer of his armor, leaving the black undershirt with that low neckline. You internally thanked Lady Aglaea for making it like that.
He was huffing, yet you couldn’t find a sheen of sweat from his brow like usual nights like these. Phainon pulled off his shoes and the choker around his neck before finally noticing you. He stiffened. Those eyes that were such a brilliant shade of blue were almost devoid of light. Phainon’s mouth hung open upon seeing you.
“Um, welcome home, Phainon,” you said, voice wavering and filled with worry. “How was your day?” It was stupid to ask that. Obviously, his day went horrible. That’s why he looks like someone mentally gutted him.
Phainon stood there for a moment that felt like it lasted forever. Then, his arms were around you and his lips were on yours. His hands clutched the back of your robes possessively as his tongue shoved into your mouth. Your heart leapt to your throat as you let out a gasp. This egged on Phainon more and he pulled you closer. Your fingers threaded his snowy white hair. When you gave it a light tug, he let out a groan that made your pussy clench.
By the time you both let go, you were panting and gasping to catch your breath. Phainon laid his head on your shoulder, his hot breath hitting a sensitive spot on your neck. You can tell he’s teasing it from feeling him smirk against your skin.
“Sorry,” he whispered. “I just…need you.” His voice was deep and raspy. It was much different from the cheery voice with that hint of a teasing side. Oh Titans, you’d be lying if his words didn’t make you squirm.
You lovingly petted the back of his head. “There’s nothing to be sorry about,” you said.
Phainon took that as consent and lifted you over his shoulder like you weigh a couple of grapes. No matter how many times he’s done this, you always yelp.
“Hey, what about your armor?” you asked.
“I’ll get it later,” Phainon said. “I need you now.”
He carried you to your shared bedroom and laid you down carefully before setting the full stack of laundry on the floor. He climbed on top of you, towering over you as he disrobed you with urgency. He threw your clothes away and did the same to himself. Your hands went straight to his chest, admiring his toned body. Your fingers traced the huge sun mark spreading across his neck and collarbone. Phainon’s breath hitched and he held back a whimper. Then, he grabbed your wrists and pinned them above your head.
“Can I…” Phainon’s voice trailed off, almost embarrassed of what he’s about to ask.
“You can,” you nodded, holding back a giggle.
Phainon smiled for the first time since walking through the door. He went to the bedside drawer and pulled out a light blue silk tie. Phainon said he got it from Lady Aglaea, but she didn’t know it was gonna be used for, well, bondage. You didn’t have the heart to tell him that she definitely knew. Phainon can try his best at lying, but the Goldweaver’s threads always reveal the truth.
Phainon tied your wrists together and gave you a peck on the lips. “So beautiful,” he said. His calloused hands squeezed your breast. He then attacked your neck and collarbone with kisses and bites while teasing the nipple. After a while, he switched to the other breast. His other hand ran up and down your side, brushing over your hip.
Your blissful moans and gasps were like music to Phainon’s ears. His kissed, bit, and sucked on your skin, moving down your body. His touch became more desperate, more possessive. It’s like you were going to disappear if he were to let go of you now.
He stopped and spread your legs. He kissed up your thighs and stopped when he got to your dripping pussy. Your juices were already coating some parts of your thigh. Phainon let out a chuckle. “I’ve barely done anything and you’re already so wet,” he said.
“Don’t tease,” you whined.
“I won’t,” Phainon chuckled. “Not too much, anyway.”
His tongue flicked your clit before he began to suck on it. Two of his fingers spread your folds and eased into your pussy. Your bound hands curled into fists as you moaned. Phainon ate you out like a man starved. He groaned into your aching pussy when you grinded your hips against his face. His fingers curled against your g-spot sending you over the edge.
“Phai…I’m close!” you squeaked.
“It’s okay, love. Cum for me,” Phainon said.
You did, letting the waves of pleasure wash over you like Phagousa personally flooded you. Phainon lapped up all of your juices, even trying to suck up the bits that soaked through the sheets. You thought he would stop there and finally fuck you, but he didn’t. He never did.
Phainon replaced his fingers with his tongue. You arched your back and moaned. His nose bumped against your clit the more he tongue-fucked you. Each lick, suck, and touch felt like flames dancing across your skin. If you had too much, it would burn you up.
“One more, dawnlight. Just one more and I’ll fuck you nice and deep,” Phainon rubbed his thumb against your clit, pressing down harshly.
“Phainon,” you whined. That’s when he abruptly stopped and pulled away from your pussy. You whined again from the absence of his tongue and fingers.
“No,” he said. “Not that name.”
“Huh?”
“Use my real name.”
You knew what it was. Phainon told you it not long before your wedding. Yet, he never said he had a problem with you still calling him Phainon. The name was caught on the tip of your tongue. Part of you was afraid to say it.
“Please?” Phainon looked at you with pleading eyes, your one weakness.
“Khaslana?” you said it like a question, still worried he’d reject it. All of those worries crumbled away when you saw Phainon—no, Khaslana—smile.
He dipped his head back to your pussy like nothing happened. He ate you out even more intensely than he did before, if that was possible. It wasn’t long before Khaslana had you cumming again. Your legs were shaky and you had trouble catching your breath. After he lapped up your juices, he sat back up, wiping his chin.
“You’re not going a third time?” you ask, jokingly.
“Don’t tempt me,” Khaslana said. “I just need to fuck you so bad.”
He wasn’t kidding. The tip of his cock was red, angry, and leaking of precum. He folded your legs so your knees would press against your chest.
“Is this okay?” he asked.
“’s okay,” you slurred, barely able to comprehend much after cumming so hard.
Khaslana lined up his cock to your hole and ease himself inside. You tensed up, your hands still trying to find something to grab onto.
“That’s it. Just relax,” Khaslana cooed. “You’re doing so good, baby~”
He pushed himself the rest of the way inside, going all the way in. The moan he let out was strained. He gave you a moment to breathe before moving. Khaslana’s thrusts were at a relentless pace. He could only be compared to a wild animal. His cock hit all the right angles and spots that made your walls clench him tighter. You were sucking him in with no plan to let go. He may have been desperate, but so were you.
The only sounds in the room were bed creaks, Khaslana’s balls slapping against your ass, the occasional squelch of your pussy, and your combined moans.
“Feels so good,” you whined. “So…”
“Trying to praise me? How sweet,” Khaslana drawls. “Should I cum inside you as a reward?”
“Please. Please cum inside me. Fill me up.”
“I was already planning to breed you. That what you want?”
“Yes! Please! Breed me Khaslana!”
“Cum with me, dawnlight. Please?”
Khaslana’s request sounded so sincere, so intimate despite the fast and hard pace of his thrusts. It’s what sent you over the edge. Khaslana kissed you as his seed spurted in your pussy, hot and thick. He kept his cock inside for a moment before pulling out. He fingered some of the cum dripping out back inside. He hoped it would take. That’s why he does it. However, having a child was a distant dream, one you both knew would never come true.
Khaslana kissed your wrists after untying them. He gently cleaned you with a wet towel and changed the sheets. All the while, he whispered sweet nothings.
You were snug under the new covers, Khaslana’s head pressed against your chest. “So, did that help you relieve some stress?” you asked.
“It did,” he said. “Thank you for always being here.”
“Do you wanna talk about what made you upset?”
Khaslana didn’t answer. You continued to run your fingers through his hair. He held you closer, pressing his face further into your chest. “I love you,” he said. “I love you so much. More than you’ll ever know.”
“I love you too,” you said, then you heard him whisper the strangest thing.
“It’ll be different this cycle. I promise I’ll protect you.”
“Huh? Cycle?”
“Don’t worry about it.” Khaslana gave you a peck on the cheek, continuing to hold you like a treasure more precious than any gem on Amphoreus and the lands beyond the sky.
You caught a glimpse of his eyes changing from blue to gold before falling asleep.
Character: Phainon
Reader Pronouns: they/them or gender neutral
tags: smut, a little angsty, mentions of pregnancy, overstimulation, praise, body worship, kinda wholesome ngl
Phainon doesn't know what to do when it comes to sex in the beginning. He holds back from it out of fear of hurting you. He's pretty big. He keeps the voice in the back of his mind telling him to ruin you quiet. You have to reassure him that you'll be okay if he wants to be a little rough. You trust this man with your life. That's the problem. So, you have a safe word and some lube.
Once Phainon gets going though, he's going. Like, you ain't stopping until Amphoreus welcomes a new dawn. Okay. That's an exaggeration, but you get it. You're getting dicked down by this man real good. He can go for a while, but when you're truly done. He's also done.
That doesn't mean Phainon won't overstimulate you, though. He'll make you cum as many times as he wants you to before even thinking about his own pleasure. "One more time, love. I'm not done with you yet," he'll say while eating you out/sucking you off. He hasn't even properly fucked you yet.
Speaking of oral, Phainon is a giver when it comes to oral. Seeing your legs tremble while your voice escapes in whimpers and moans is one of his favorite sights. He'll claim that he doesn't need you to suck him off. But, he'd be a liar if he said he didn't love it. So please do it. Let him relax, good god does Phainon need it.
Phainon will take you from behind whenever he feels particularly frustrated that day. It allows him to be a little rougher, pulling on your hair, groping your ass, etc. He'll press your face into the mattress firmly, but not enough to suffocate you.
Phainon will take you from the front the rest of the time, however. He likes being able to see your face. There's an intimacy behind that. He's not just fucking you. He's making love to you. He cups your face lovingly while your legs hang over his shoulders. The tenderness contrasts with how much he's pounding into you.
Praise kink? Yeah, Phainon has a huge praise kink. He'll tell you how well your taking him, how beautiful you look with your face all fucked out and drooling. It goes both ways too. Tell him how good he feels, how perfect he is and he'll start fucking you harder.
He's also into body worship. Phainon could spend hours just feeling up your naked body, admiring it. It's like Mnestia sculpted you from their divine hands. He'll blush if you do it to him too. Touch the sun mark on his neck/shoulder. It's sensitive and you'll get the best whimper from him.
Phainon would prefer to cum inside you if you'll let him. He'll stuff you full of his seed until you physically can't take anymore of him. He likes fingering it back into you when it drips out. It lets the voice in the back of his mind hope that one day, you'd have his child. Once these endless cycles are over and he can stop killing his friends and injecting his memories into a new him over and over, he'd be free to spend a peaceful life with you. But that's only a dream.
Phainon practically begged you to say his name in bed, not 'Phainon.' He wanted his true name to fall from your lips. 'Khaslana.' His name felt like poetry coming from you.
Near the cycle's end, Khaslana touches you with desperation. It leaves you confused. It's not like you're going to die the next day. You are. Just like the rest of them.
Khaslana's aftercare is ever so gentle. He holds you like you're a delicate piece of glass and cleans you like the most precious treasure in the cosmos. He kisses the bite marks and bruises on your body, whispering apologies all the while. You have to reassure him that he did nothing wrong and that you loved it.
Khaslana then holds you close, praying that one day, he won't he holding your dead body in his arms.
(hey y'all, I'm back lol! had the motivation to write smut again, which I rarely get)
EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT! BE WARNED
Content warnings: Reader has a p*ssy but other than that they're gender neutral! (sorry penis havers, I'll learn how to write for y'all) oral sex (reader receiving), overstimulation, light teasing from Phainon
You tensed up the moment Phainon’s tongue teased your clit. You already came twice, a fact that he was clearly proud of. Every time you had sex with him, Phainon made it his goal to make you cum as many times as you’d allow him. You pulled on his hair, rolling your hips against his face. He groaned against your pussy which made you let out a breathy moan. Your thighs shook while he lovingly caressed your thighs. It was gentle compared to how he was mercilessly eating you out.
“Phainon,” you gasped. “I’m close.”
“You are?” Phainon asked. “Please, my love. I want to see and hear you cum. I’ll fuck you after. I promise.”
You knew that Phainon always kept his promises. So you let those overwhelming feelings of pleasure crash over you like an ocean wave. You squirted all over his face, your juices dripping down his chin. You could barely breathe as he wiped his mouth clean. His gaze softened when he gazed at your trembling form.
“Deep breaths for me, love,” Phainon lovingly cupped your cheek. “Though I like seeing you like this, I can’t have you passing out.”
“I’m not gonna pass out,” you whined.
“You sure?”
By the Titans, did his face need to be that infuriatingly handsome? It was like it was sculpted with the purpose of making your pussy clench whenever he smirked.
a quick note to self for when I wanna start writing smut again: service top phainon overstimulating the fuck out of his partner out of sheer determination to please them
Hello, I decided to to a few prompts from the kinktober list, so here's one of them. I might look at some more and see which ones I wanna write for. (might do all of kinktober next year or smth)
Content warnings: Smut, sex toys, public teasing, you'd get fired if you did this in real life but it's okay because this is fanfiction, experimenting sexually gone slightly wrong
anyways, MINORS DNI
You weren't sure why you agreed to let your husband stick a vibrator in you right before going to an important lunch. The client had a long-lasting relationship with The Family. However, Sunday wouldn't do this if he knew things wouldn't be okay. So, you decided to trust your husband like you did countless times before.
You didn't talk much or pay attention to much. You were mostly focusing on not making a sound that was remotely like a moan. The vibrator hummed inside you. Your walls hugged it, wanting more.
Sunday gave you a reassuring smile, holding your hand. Aww, how sweet.
He changed the vibrator settings abruptly and you almost caved.
You hid your reaction with a coughing fit. Oh Aeons, all you wanted was to drag Sunday away and make him fuck you like he means it. Fuck it, you could do it on the table in front of the client for all you cared.
"Oh goodness, Ms. Oak, are you alright?" the client asked.
"I'm okay," you nodded. "I haven't been feeling well the past day or two."
"Oh, look at the time. My wife and I have to get going," Sunday looked at his nonexistent watch.
Once you left the restaurant and got back home, Sunday's lips attacked yours. You moaned into his mouth, finally getting to experience the high of his touch.
i should be on all fours getting my face pushed into a mattress and my ass slapped while they’re aggressively thrusting deep inside of me telling me to take it like a good girl
Hi I wanted to say I like your blog! I honestly wish to see more of your work! Be safe and stay well!
thank you so much! I haven't had much motivation to write lately, and it's even worse when doing NSFW stuff. So yeah, that's kinda why I haven't posted that
Hey, just curious, do you consider Nezha from LMK an dult? Like in the Journey To The West Book and in myth he's eternally 12, but since LMK is an iteration of JTTW and because Nezha sounds, looks, and acts like an adult, some people vonsider him an adult.
i see Nezha as eternally a twelve-year-old and he's pretending to look like an adult in the cartoon.
but also the situation with his interpretation in LMK is so complicated that I just stay away from it all together. it's easier for me and easier for everyone else
this man would bite as a child and I wouldn't be surprised if that became a kink in the future. he has flowers in his head but they are carnivorous and crave flesh
he also likes the idea of marking you with a bite during sex. seeing the bite on you after the fact makes his cock twitch and he has to hold back from pouncing on you if you're in public
I'd say he's got a bit of a size kink. if you're telling him that it's too big, Hinata gets a big ego boost. He's cooing at you about how you can take it
It's the same the other way around. Big dick or strap? Hinata will have a good time with it
Atsumu:
Praise and Degradation at the same time. It's the perfect balance for him. He gets to be a little shit while telling you how good you feel
"such a good little whore" "wanna hear your pretty voice, slut"
He has a slight exhibitionism kink too. He'd fuck you in the locker room when no one's there but he kinda wants to be walked in on
He'll get to show people how you're his and how good he makes you feel. He wants the person to be slightly jealous when they leave the lockerroom
Bokuto:
Praise kink. All the way. He wants to be praised but he also loves praising you. Tell him how strong he is and how good it feels when he fucks you
At the same time, he's giving you sloppy kisses all over your face and telling you how much he loves you and how pretty you are in this position
Manhandling. He'll manhandle you wherever he wants you. Couch? Bed? Over the kitchen counter? bathroom sink? anywhere really. It's not a surprise if Bokuto tries to fuck you on almost every surface of your home
He might also enjoy being manhandled too. If you can benchpress him no problem, he's over the moon and intimidated at the same time
Sakusa:
he's real quiet about it, but he has a collection of toys both you and him accumulated and use on the regular. He likes the idea of pleasuring you with them while he has the controller. I don't know what the exact word for the kink is tho
Sakusa gets off to the idea of you and him writhing in pleasure while being unable to touch each other. it's touch aversion + yearning up to eleven
He'd like to tie you up too. He's got a few materials you both agreed on and won't put much stress on your wrists. (he's pretty cautious about that)
It's not as much skin to skin contact, but you both get pleasure and affection
Hello everyone! It's finally time for me to ask y'all for requests.
To be more specific, I need requests to do NSFW alphabet for. I can't really think of any characters at the moment, so I want to open the floor to followers and lurkers alike.
Characters I've already done: Sun Wukong, Macaque (both are Lego Monkiekid)
Characters in progress: Dan Heng (Honkai Star Rail)
Rules:
requesters must be 18 or older in order to request something. if you are a minor or do not have your age displayed on your blog, then I cannot take your requests. This is also why i have anonymous asks turned off
Requests will be NSFW Alphabet only and it'll be the full list instead of any specific letters
I will not tolerate requests for characters that are minors. doesn't matter if I could "age them up" I'm not doing it. I will only do a canonical adult version of that character.
Fandoms I will Write for:
Lego Monkiekid
Ninjago
Haikyuu
Genshin Impact
Honkai Star Rail
Requests will be going on until Oct 23 at Midnight US Central Time
this bitch is touch-starved but also touch averse at the same time. as someone who is the same, this shit gets complicated. he really wants to cuddle you, but his brain is like "no." but, he still shows you that he still loves you after sex. he whispers praises to you and gets as poetic as he feels like (depends on the mood). he does a little shadow play for you too
B - Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner's)
On himself: His voice
macaque doesn't like a lot of his physical appearance. there were too many scars he endured and he didn't want himself or anyone else to look at them (glamours are there for a reason). but, he loves it when you lose it to the sound of his voice. you've complimented it so much that he starts to like it more than he used to
On you: Your eyes
eye contact? eye contact. he loves staring into those pretty eyes of yours, especially when they're filled with tears from how good it feels. also, eyes are windows to the soul, and he thinks you have a beautiful soul. he likes to stare into your eyes in general and gets distracted by how pretty they are
C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
he loves marking your sweet little hole with his cum. also, weird idea but he might use it as a protection charm on you. if anyone attacks you and tries something without your consent, boom. the spell takes away whatever appendage tried to touch you. (fingers, dick, etc.). he resets it every month and you're cool with it because it's a deserving punishment for any creeps out there.
D - Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he jerked off with your underwear once. he's not proud of it, but you were away and he didn't know how else to satiate the horny at the time. he washed your underwear right after too, but not even the jade emperor can waterboard this information out of him
E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
as much as I wanna say that he knows what he's doing. i can't. the only real experience he had was with wukong. but, he's a pretty quick learner and very observant. he'll get down what you like in no time.
F - Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
any position where he can retain eye contact with you. (missionary, cowgirl, etc.) for one thing, he wants to see every expression and every tear. but also, he wants to kiss you anytime he wants. hitting it from the back means he can't do it that easily
G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he's a bit more serious when he's in the moment, but that doesn't mean he doesn't know how to have fun. you'll have to be the one cracking the joke though.
H - Hair (how groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)
like wukong, it's fur. so, the carpet does match the drapes. he's got the prettiest black fur too. Macaque will keep it trimmed for you if you wanna go down on him just so a piece of fur doesn't get in your mouth.
I - Intamacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
if it's your first time, he wants it to be romantic. sex is a way people show that they love each other. later in your sex life, he'll start to do less of that, but that doesn't mean he doesn't love you anymore. macaque just likes it rough, okay?
J - Jerk-Off (masturbation headcanon)
Macaque wanks one out when you're gone for a long period of time. we have the incident with the underwear up above, but that was a one-time thing, he swears. he mostly asks for a nude or two to keep him satisfied. he'll do the same thing for you.
K - Kinks (one or more of their kinks)
Dacryphilia: macaque wants to see TEARS when it happens. not like "ow i'm in pain" tears, like "this feels so good and I don't know how else to express it" tears
Nyctophilia (i think it's called that): bro wants to have sex in the dark sometimes. shadows are his thing and he'll be able to do some of his shadow magic to spice things up (with your permission of course). he can also see pretty well in the dark so he'll see your beautiful body no problem
L - Location (favorite places to do the do)
Macaque is a simple man, and likes it in the bedroom. He knows that no one else but him can look at you that way. You're his pretty mate, he can't let anyone else see you with your legs spread and arousal dripping from between your legs
M - Motivation (what turns them on/gets them going?)
like Wukong, he has a heat/rut cycle too. that's the easiest way to get him going (which is more of a biological thing than anything else). he also loves it when you trail a finger up and down his torso, getting real close to his dick. if he doesn't stop you, then you're in the clear
N - No (something they're not willing to do/a turn off)
nothing with blood, or any other bodily fluid like that. for blood, either he or you will have to get hurt, and he doesn't want to give you any kind of scars just to get off on it.
he's a no on the other fluids because it's gross (piss, shit, vomit, etc.)
O - Oral (preference in giving, receiving, their skill, etc.)
SUCK. HIS. DICK. He says he doesn't like it, but he's bad at hiding. He'll let you know if he wants oral. GOD. he will be WRITHING. He loves a good 69 too. having you moan against his dick is a *chef's kiss* to him
P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Macaque is a tease when it comes to his pace. At first, he'll go as slow as he feels like before you're begging for him to keep going. He likes when you squirm underneath him.
Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He doesn't really do them. He likes to take his time when you have sex, so having the pressure of getting it done and over with isn't for him. He can't memorize your every curve if you're having a quickie in the public bathroom or something.
R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's game for a lot of things as long as it's not something like exhibitionism, blood play, knife play, or any other weapon play. You're his, first of all, and weapons should stay out of the bedroom. Macaque isn't training while in bed.
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
It's not as long as Wukong's, but he's got a decent amount of stamina. He's still a demon so it's wildly inhuman, but Macaque has spent a little bit more time with humans so he knows their limits.
T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Macaque owns two vibrators. One he uses on you, the other he uses on himself. No I will not elaborate.
U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)
This little SHIT. Teases you until the dacryphilia kicks in. He loves it when you squirm and whine and beg for him. If he's in the mood for it, Macaque will edge you.
V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)
He groooooaaaans. You can hear it rumbling in his throat while he's pounding you into the mattress. He'll groan in your ear if you don't mind it, especially if you have a voice kink. Honestly, you probably do have one if you simp for Macaque.
W - Wild Card (a random headcanon)
It will have to take some time, but Macaque will try and speak to Wukong again.
X - X -ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
about 6.5 inches, decent girth. Not too big, not too small.
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I'd say twice a week is good enough to satisfy him. Macaque is not as horny as Wukong, but he's definitely freakier. You won't have sex too often, but you know it'll be good when it comes.
Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Will not sleep until you're taken care of and in his arms. He's a bit of a night owl anyways, so he'll watch you sleep for a bit after you've passed out and admire you.
