Well, hi there, pal.

Hello there. My name is Raul and Balloons freak me out. (I am not kidding) Warning: May contain NSFW stuff and traces of nuts. NOW WITH 100% more shitposting

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[feeling-artsick]

If you've been following me for a while, you'll know about these.

I'm worried but eager to announce the release of the hand mod I've been working on for the past however-many-years.

It features a brand new shape and topology, and 16 new BodySlide sliders so you can customise them however you want!

It's available on both LE and SE for a bunch of different body mods so check it out to see if yours has been covered.

You can pick it up on Nexus Mods at these links: Special/Anniversary Edition Legendary Edition

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[tobacconist]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Argent, a cat sable rampant vorant a cat toy gules

[gemville]

Carved Citrine, Diamond and Gold Phoenix Pendant by Henn Of London

[orsanedraws]

Hey guys! There are TWO commission slots open right now (with Tarots unfortunately unavaliable atm) please feel free to check out my comm info+prices! neshartcomm.carrd.co PS please note that process can take longer because I live in unpredictable conditions(war)

[ostinlein]

I've paticipated in https://www.deviantart.com/team/journal/Tutorial-Draw-a-Wolf-with-AlectorFencer-908849629 Just a short animation of a wolf!

[lukore]

this in the singularity

[kindlingnorah]

Someone is legit going to get deradicalized as a kink

[gutsygills]

whatever it takes, man

[ohhitherecommander]

@tkfromthe90s

[bluesregards]

Fucking get out of here

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

I am on the floor

[ottogatto]

WHAT

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Absolutely fascinated by this stance of being committed enough to the tenets of Christianity that you believe the resurrection definitely happened, but explicitly ~not~committed enough to entirely close your mind off to the possibility of there being an entirely different messiah somewhere out there, just chilling in Texas on death row.

[darthflake]

That’s the plot of The Green Mile, no joke

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

It’s WHAT

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hiveswap]

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies?

[hangingfromchandeliers]

minecraft youtubers.

[rabidvampdude]

No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology

[porterr-robinson]

[crownquill]

cc: Who thinks, uh, Watson is too heavy? Raise your hand if you think Watson is too heavy.

*short cut*

Does anybody think he’s too skinny?

audience member: no.

No? M'kay..So uh, I’m very proud of you guys. You get a 100 percent. Uh, he’s perfect

*upbeat music plays as it zooms in on the dog*

[thoodleoo]

some of yall could stand to listen to marcus aurelius sometimes

[luimnigh]

[id: Picture of text in a book, which reads:

"16. To stop stalking about what the good man is like, and just be one." end id.]

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[randomprose]

the “tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect” was not part of my 2022 bingo card

[randomprose]

are y’all fucking serious right now?? a trailer AND fanfics?? forum threads and meta analysis?? and wtf is up with ebay like WHAT are you selling my dude?? the idea? the joke??

[icarus-suraki]

It’s performance art. We are proving that we can, in fact, change the world.

[classycookiexo]