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me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

fuzipenguin

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

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I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

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nevver

The Unvierse next door, Jack Bool

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justcuzelephants

that’s

fucking

adorable

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anarratorofnogreatskill

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

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kylejthompson

vicemag

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

adriofthedead

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are