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[foodchewer]

um excuse me you shouldn’t be paying attention to anyone else

[retrogamingblog2]

Stacking Animal Crossing Villager Plushies made by smileybloom

[incogniito]

What’s wrong dear? You’ve hardly touched your Crunchwrap Supreme...

[ay-go-go]

Ranma and Akane shenanigans

[keichanz]

ROFL THIS PART.

[tordenvejr]

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

[prosopagn0sia]

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

[bileshroom]

calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

[renguro-main]

i want that twink obliterated

[maltese-death-kitty]

• calling everything sexy

[beardyoakenshield]

[shahllaa-deactivated20200208]

If ur down to share hoodies and good music with me i’m all yours

[riverdaleremix]

[arinakorczynski]

[smokeejess]

[st-just]

Who could have possibly foreseen that organizing the entire service economy around low-wage workers without sick leave or reliable access to a doctor might someday backfire. 

[topmemesdeluxe]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

This is the future liberals want.

[woodelf68]

Before tumblr, this would have made me think of an ad for soft toilet paper. Now, my mind goes straight to the smut.

[foreverlokid]

[woodelf68]

Hey, @lokis-notebook – whatcha got in the box?

[macperalta]

Amy really is the worst huh?🥺

[trueloveistreacherous]

Rosa Diaz, you are not quitting. You are going to open that door because you are badass and you don’t need help from anyone!