OH in Slack

Sometimes we're funny. And sometimes we say stuff like this.

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I wonder if every color tastes like something different.

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When I leave the bedroom to let the police in, I’m gonna have to fight this cat.

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I think cheeks are the only part of the face I’ll eat

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Certainly not doctor of grammar

Also not being conscious is kind of a bad thing in general. But I’m not doctor. 

You heard me.

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Some day some egg is gonna turn around and get deep fried

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Everyone loves our new website

A: The new site is live! Have a lick around.

A: CLICK!

B: Too late, already licking.

C: The new site is beautiful.

B: Tastes great too!

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Cher ordered a sauna from my cousin once.  

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Harsh, but probably true

I was the asshole like, “Does it even make sense to reschedule for next week? Do backs get better that quickly?” I’m gonna die alone.

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Then we'll really let the wieners out of the cage!

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A: I was looking at a 2016 calendar for a while today if that helps.

B: Was it your 2016 Real Housewives desk calendar?

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hashbrown never not crying

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I've spent my whole life trying not to be a blobfish.

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Don’t mess with my stuff, you tiny jerk.

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A: Keeping my job is a strong interest of mine.

B: Good!

B: Well wait

B: This job?

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But I think she’s a polyamorous cow anyway.

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But you're bigger and smarter than a monkey

A: Don't let a monkey kidnap you.

B: I don't control the monkeys!

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A: As a bonus, there’s also Russian models posing with a bear. And LIVING.

B: My "russian models posing with a bear" alert went off. What's up.