Allow me to explain how crazy I am
because I don’t think people understand but I also don’t know if this is crazy because I didn’t consider this crazy when I was a teenager I was like just being curious I guess I don’t know so anyway this morning on Twitter a.k.a. X by the way This morning on that website which I did download the app and now I get notifications I didn’t get any notifications when I was using it on my fucking Safari anyway so I saw on the app this morning that the little per person that post clips of Nick posted a clip of him playing like guitar something You know where you play the fake guitar and there’s little notes on the screen and it’s a real song though but the real song is a Nickelback song and I recognize that immediately so I’m like W Nick and also W Nickelback so like made old joke about that and then proceeded to listen to the entire Nickelback album that songs from because it’s a great album and the only Nickelback album I’m familiar with so but when I’m listening to it one of the songs is like Basically saying just no woman could put up with this type shit from a man and all of me is like did Nick relate like super hard to this one song cause he just didn’t want to admit that he is a lovable human being like he thinks that a woman on the planet who could deal with this applies to him for some reason incorrect But that’s how crazy I am because like he’s never even thought that maybe he’s never even heard the album although honestly if your parents listen to it and mine did and that’s how I was familiar with it like my mom was into Nickelback and that was when CDs existed so like guess who had their little fucking CD player with the headphones plugged in on the beach of St. Thomas just listening to Nickelback Also that we went twice because the first time I was like oh my God I never wanna go anywhere else can we just go there and my parents were like your sister cried a lot and you still had a really great time so that’s awesome so like having two kids is good for that reason Because if one of them is a piece of shit you got the other one at least which I kind of wonder how fucking parents feel about his sister she seems to be a little bit of the opposite of like she lives with other humans I think and like is liberal Like also she looks her age so no wonder he’s like yeah you’re expired that’s hilarious and also mean standard brother bullying but also like that’s rude but also like one time there were twins across the street from me Kyle and one of them a different points I never actually made out with made out with I’m being mean to Kyle one day and Becky‘s like only I’m allowed to do that at the time I was like bitch and I was pissed a little about it like upset me more than it should have that she was like you’re not allowed and but now retrospect and I’m an adult like good on her you protect your brother like I wish Nick and his fucking sister would do that for each other but you know Whatever You are supposed to protect your family it doesn’t matter if you agree with them or not I’m sorry that’s what unconditional love is if you are doing with them to love them and take care of them that’s conditional and unconditional love should only come from one’s parents I don’t know might be useful to have a sibling cause your parents won’t be around forever And I say this as a woman with a sister who is Nick‘s age literally she might be like two years older I don’t know how my sister is oh my God if she is older that means I’m older so we’re just not even gonna think about I stopped at 35 I will never age another year even though I am 36 when people look at me like you’re in your 20s Can’t wait for that to change all at once probably be 45 before people are like oh I don’t know how it’ll work out but I’ve seen that like actually work out and exercise daily and they stay pretty good so comparatively speaking at least also like I saw another thing this is why I need to not be on Twitter at all but I have my people that I love are there so I have to I want to not remember all the things that I see goddamnit n
 I wasn’t done bro like let me continue I’ve got more to ramble about lol I don’t really remember what it was though so that’s fun also trying to multitasker like my job is mostly driving mostly some days are dopey / weird and then I’m on my phone 
There were people wandering around so I couldn’t yell at anything also I can’t tell if I’m talking to the truck or if I’m talking through my phone might be the truck might be the phone genuinely can’t figure it out hilarious at me also who are you will be done in like an hour it’s 1239 but I’m not going to
Lol I forgot I was rambling at my phone and now it is 242 and I am driving home
I would’ve been better off but as soon as I stopped talking to my phone and started typing on my phone and looking at stuff it was like all right well I’m going slower than I should be which is fine like there are people that actually drag their feet and I am not one of them Which doesn’t actually make sense like I’m on my phone almost all day every day and there are still people slower than me we all kinda have the same gig you know like unless you make something harder than it has to be we all basically have the same gig every once in a while somebody will have a vehicle breakdown and that’s like an extenuating circumstance or whatever
Dude applied for some jobs so that’s good
Supposedly at least I believe zero things that that motherfucker says to me
But I did just spend $200 at Wegmans and he had no problem eating more than half of the food so I’m just waiting patiently for him to transfer me some of his unemployment money or I’m going to have a fucking meltdown
I did not plan my life to support a fucking derelict man OK I planned my life to support me and maybe two animals preferably a kitten and a puppy that I get at the same time and they grow up together BFF
Being a parent seems too hard I mean you can half ass and make it seem pretty easy but if you’re good at it it’s hard and I don’t wanna do any more hard things OK
I feel like I’ve done the artist thing there is to do and everything else would be easy in comparison however maybe not that that would be prolonged for 18+ years like you’re already thinking of it and a way that’s like when can I stop and you can never stop once your parent your parent for the rest of your fucking life Your life isn’t yours anymore because you made another one to be responsible for you’re not responsible for you anymore you’re responsible for the one you made too
I don’t think people take it that seriously they’re like well you’re your own person you make your own choices I’ll just guide you no no no that is 100% a representation of you so not only am I not trying to do anything hard I’m not trying to be Disrespected for years and then just disappointed by a mini me you know people be making people just cause they feel like they should and if you feel like you should you should if you’re rich you definitely should if you’re poor you should have to take an IQ test first I think when you are born men you should be Fixed I don’t know what it’s called when you get your little snip done so you can’t have kids but I think if you don’t make enough money to get that shit reattach that you don’t get to reproduce like the problem is not like we already decided women are not as smart as men right and if that’s what we’re going with the men have to take responsibility for who’s reproducing so if you’re reproducing and you’re a man you’re responsible for that human no more dead dad because they wanted the kid because they had to pay money to even get their tube untied or whatever you know I’m about to kill this fucking jersey person in front of me what the fuck dude The gas pedal is on the right
Oil of oregano is saving my face right now
Whatever I’m happy I have off tomorrow I kinda can’t wait to put oil in my hair I kinda need to clean my gutters so I might need to go on the roof but I mean yeah I’m gonna it’s nice out I’m gonna get all high and go on my roof lol Hopefully not fall off which is something I just like to say even though I’m very confident in my ability to be on my roof especially now that my legs are even stronger I’m holding my ass up there
My car guy isn’t emailing me back and I’m very disappointed
If I have to get someone else to inspect this vehicle I’m going to be so upset
I’m gonna give it till Friday and then go somewhere else but I really want him to do it
OK I typed that that’s why I just talk the second type is not correct oh my God I don’t wanna go on my roof I have to OK it’s only 3 o’clock
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