[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[locowolf-deactivated20250811]

compared myself to people my age who are so much farther ahead in life than me

[hollman]

da pitt

[gatesofminrathous]

there will never be anything as funny as the mutual disbelief between long form and short form fic writers about each other's style.

short form writers look at people writing 100k+ fics as though this is some sort of talent given as part of a fae bargain, that the commitment required shows some sort of ungodly mental fortitude.

meanwhile long form writers look at people writing 1000 word one shots like god I would cut off my left nipple to be able to say anything concisely. i would love to play with multiple ideas. free me from the shackles of this child I have birthed. i love them but I now must take them to t-ball and doctor's appointments and they're going to destroy everything I own.

[ao3commentoftheday]

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[the-haiku-bot]

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lastvalyrian]

[sodalpiss]

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sqwork]

[tacitryn]

[detailspecialist]

no, mel isn’t just simply crashing out over her sister having sex and a boyfriend. being a caregiver/sister and doctor isn’t just something she does, it’s all she has to define herself. it’s the structure holding her together, it’s the only context she knows how to exist in. and basically both of those collapse simultaneously in the span of three hours. it’s bigger than her and becca no longer operating in the same version of their relationship, it’s bigger than her loneliness, it’s bigger than the stress of the lawsuit. it’s her identity slipping away from her which obviously feels incredibly destabilizing bc she doesn’t have anything else to fall back on.

she is being irrational and overbearing yes, but she isn’t overreacting. obviously she’s gonna wobble when the ground shifts beneath her feet.

[detailspecialist]

tdeardz let’s be mutuals

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[night5hifts]

Well, I think he made it very clear that he thinks I don't have what it takes to make it here. Whether you do or do not, it was completely inappropriate for him to speak to you that way.

@dailypittwomen's season two countdown event ↳ favorite scene: samira mohan and trinity santos in episode nine, "3:00 P.M."

[trinittysantos]

i can’t believe that by deleting one scene we were robbed of: 1. knowing that garcia had a legit excuse to cancel their plans. 2. finding out crumbs about an apparently complicated family dynamic of hers and, most importantly 3. seeing if her street clothes were also a cute date night outfit that she had to repurpose 😭😭😭

[bandalbitch]

what would i Even dm my moots like Hello Internet Friend

[marvelfanlife]

Criminal Minds | 19.04 'The Witching Hour'

[willgrahamscock]

computah, remove ai from everything

[willgrahamscock]

computah, destroy all ai data centers

[freakoutgirl]

maybe if i isolate myself enough my desire for intimacy will go away

[jessekingman-deactivated2020092]

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

[trinittysantos]

yolanda being in a bad mood bc she’s been going back and forth with her dad and she has enough on her own plate to deal with that she doesn’t have the bandwidth to try to deal with trinity’s bad day too when that’s not what they do. because they’re casual.

it’s not like trinity knows about the shit with her family, just like she doesn’t know exactly why everything with langdon got under trinity’s skin so badly.

and she’s about to have dinner with her dad’s latest girlfriend, another reminder why things should stay casual between her and trinity. because nothing ever lasts anyway, not for her family. why bother investing her time when that will just hurt more in the end? when she can just leave it here before they cross some invisible line in the sand by holding hands as fireworks paint the sky above them? before trinity realizes that yolanda isn’t relationship material?

when she says it’s casual and trinity doesn’t argue, it’s for the best. really.