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SZA − SUPERMODEL (2017)

zeekayart

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90s

if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000s

hotboyproblems

“You can’t change the past but you can alter the future.”

— Don’t give up. (via suspend)

goawfma

this is an insult

blame-my-muses

I once applied and interviewed at a bookstore cafe for a barista position. It was way closer to my home, and I had almost a decade of experience working in a coffee shop at that point.

Got to the interview, and it turned out they didn’t want a barista, they wanted someone to spearhead their new cafe, as the cafe that had been in the store before didn’t want to resign their lease with the bookshop. They wanted to put their own cafe in its place, all new menus etc. They needed someone experienced to train their new staff, to handle window displays, to communicate with the bookstore owners about changes and needs of the cafe, to be able to handle inventory and ordering.

Okay, I had basically done most of that stuff at my previous job. I asked if cafe positions would also be required/trained to work the bookstore. They would. They would be required to run the book sale counter, stock and reshelf books, and help bookshop customers find things. They would also–despite having an outside cleaning company–have to help maintain bathroom cleanliness. They’d have to take out trash, and clean spills, and vacuum. Wow, that’s a lot, I said. Is this a manager’s position, then?

No, I was told, it wasn’t, but there was a chance that after a training period it might become one. And that made me pause, because I’d been working as the front-of-house manager at my cafe, and I knew how much work that entailed, and what kind of money I was making, and it was only the commute that had me looking for a new job. So I asked what the job paid. $8. E I G H T D O L L A R S. Per hour. Barely above minimum. For all of that work. For someone they expected to get an entirely new cafe up and running, and then also do the work of the bookstore and the cleaning company as well. I thanked the woman for the interview, said I’d have to talk to my significant other about the impact a four dollar pay cut would have on our finances, and that I wasn’t sure it was the job for me. She asked me to sleep on it, and she’d call me the next day. This is a job I was way more than qualified for. I had years of experience doing exactly the things they wanted. It was a convenient location, close to my home–I could walk there if I absolutely had to. I did not go home and talk about that four dollar pay cut and what it would do to our finances. I knew as soon as she told me that not only was it not feasible for us, it was downright insulting. That little money? For a frankly ridiculous list of responsibilities and expectations? She called back the next day. I thanked her again, and told her in no uncertain terms that my time was worth way more than what they were offering. And whenever people bitch about Millennials being lazy, not spending money, not buying houses…whatever the complaint of the month is…I think about the very nice lady who conducted this interview, and how confused she was that I didn’t want the job.

stolentweets

whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

stunningpicture

$180,000 Aston Martin killed by $200 pink car

marlbororedgirl

aesthetic

autonomous-geordie-deactivated2

Class war.

debbie-sketch

Helping a lost friend

gokusupersaiyan999999999999999

trividium-in-unum

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

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schakira

wheatlev

Horton hears somebody he used to know

not-a-comedian

do you ever regret drawing something

catchymemes

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

catchymemes

Credit: @Unifins

highlandvalley

nordacious

90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be

d1rtypaws

I had a dream we got Hillary Clinton to somehow become president instead of trump and one of the first things she said was that she was having a baby and naming him “Aass” and we were just like…girl…we fought so hard for you and you’re repaying us by naming your baby Ass with two A’s…