— ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ;
“i’m not stupid. who was s/he?”
“they keep looking at you…”
“i’m not jealous. fuck off.”
“why don’t you ask him/her instead?”
“i can see that s/he is into you.”
“stop flirting with him/her.”
“i don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“i’m literally right here, babe.”
“you smile like that because you know you’ll get attention.”
“i didn’t come here to watch you flirt with other people.”
“what the fuck is wrong with you?”
“so i’m not allowed to be upset that s/he were hanging all over you?”
“i don’t fucking care. you’re supposed to be mine.”
“tell them to stop touching you.”
“i saw the way you looked at him/her.”
“well when you say it like that, it does sound crazy.”
“i have nothing to be jealous of.”
“you were staring at his/her ass.”
— ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏᴛ - ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜs ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ;
“i’m not flirting with anyone.”
“don’t do this here. you’re making a scene.”
“i didn’t even notice s/he was there!”
“you’re making a big deal out of nothing.”
“no one is flirting with anyone.”
“please tell me that you’re not serious.”
“you’re not even making any sense.”
“i’m yours. you know i’m yours.”
“what? i wasn’t looking anywhere!”
“that’s just the way i talk, actually.”
“i only have eyes for you.”
“be logical for once, oh my god.”
“you know i’m not doing it on purpose.”
“you’re adorable when you’re jealous.”