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My TV Debut
Did I Mention I Had a TV Debut?
Previously, I told you that I was going to be on tv. That happened last Monday. I have not noticed any paparazzi popping up around our house, but I think it’s only a matter of time.
I’m going to link you to the video on Youtube below. Please feel free to watch, share, comment. Whatever you feel inclined to do. I was very happy to have my expert Mary Kay Fleming.…
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Personal Improvement
I Have Things To Improve On
Don’t try to argue with me about this. I know what you are going to say, “but you’re perfect and you smell terrific.” I agree with at least half of that statement. The perfume I wear is called “Clean” don’t copy me by wearing it when we are going to see each other, but do check it out. It’s a good smell. Also, my favorite part is when people like how you smell and ask…
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I Might Never Be Rich
I Might Never Be Rich
Catch-up
I might never be rich, but at least I have a batman onesie. I also have a panda bear onesie. When I wear the panda onsie, I make my daughters call me Mandy Pandy. It’s that sort of humor that will make it ok.
Video Killed The …Writer ?
I have a few exciting things to tease:
I skyped into a talk show about 3 months ago and that is going to be out on 1/28th. Maybe I’ll look like an idiot,…
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Your Mama Is So...
Your Mama Is So…
My Children Are Going To Be Super Stars (To Me)
There is good and bad news associated with this stardom. The bad news is that they don’t intend to let their mother steal the spotlight from them while they are on the stage. Technically it’s not bad news for everyone, it just affects one very specific group of people… or group of person. Me. It affects me.
My 9-Year-Old Sings and My…
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Overheard Wise Words
Overheard Wise Words
My oldest daughter is turning 9. I liked her pretty well at 8, so I can only assume that at 9 years old she’ll be ok too. She has a lot of wise words for her age (and some sassy words too.) Tonight I overheard her wise words in the bath telling an audience of what I assumed to be imaginary young ladies that they don’t have to change who they are to make boys like them. A to…
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What Made Me Do It?-You Do You
What Made Me Do It?-You Do You
What Made Me Submit An Essay To This Book?
One thing on my to-do list for this book has been to share why I decided to write the essay that I did for “You Do You.” What made me do it? My essay is called “Girl Power Sometimes Still Required Dad’s Advice.” It dives into some advice that my dad gave me. I mean it was right there in the title. A person could probably figure that out on there own,…
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Yelp Mom, I Get It: Male Stripper
Yelp Mom, I Get It: Male Stripper
yelp Mom, I Get It Yelp Review: Male Stripper
2 Stars
After the previous day’s experience, I was happy to see one of my friends took it upon themselves to order me a strippergram. I would have appreciated if they had given me a heads up. I didn’t like the rush of getting being pulled over on the road for “speeding” *wink, *wink. Also this cop character that he was playing really should pursue an…
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Yelp Mom, I Get It: Male Escort Service
Yelp Mom, I Get It: Male Escort Service
yelp Mom, I Get It Yelp Review: Male Escort Service
3.5 Stars
I don’t want to discourage the fine staff at the male escort service, but it appears the one that I got was a dud. He didn’t do any of things I would expect of a person that works in the industry. I mean the definition of escort is “ a person or group that accompanies a person for security or as a courtesy.” I would thus expect this…
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Yelp Mom, I Get It: Bell Band Outside The Store
Yelp Mom, I Get It: Bell Band Outside The Store
yelp Mom, I Get It Yelp Review: Bell Band Outside The Store
3 stars
This poor bellringer played his bell all alone outside the local Lewis. I’m not sure if he got his wires crossed and should have been performing at the church across the street or what. In order to try to help the guy I took his bell. Let me finish! I tried to get him more on the beat as he seemed to be off. Let’s just say, now I…
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Yelp Mom, I Get It: Trunk or Treat at The Grocery Store
Yelp Mom, I Get It: Trunk or Treat at The Grocery Store
yelp Mom, I Get It Note Of Explanation:
I’m trying something a little different here with some Yelp reviews. The next few days you will be getting some “yelp” reviews pertaining to motherhood jobs. I hope it’s funny and shareable. Please feel free to comment with any scenarios you can think of that might be a good addition and I’ll see if I can do them justice. PS- If you are a literary agent-…
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Yelp Mom, I Get It: Smith’s “Water Park” (You Know The One On The Cul De Sac)
Yelp Mom, I Get It: Smith’s “Water Park” (You Know The One On The Cul De Sac)
yelp Mom, I Get It Note Of Explanation:
I’m trying something a little different here with some Yelp reviews. The next few days you will be getting some “yelp” reviews pertaining to motherhood jobs. I hope it’s funny and shareable. Please feel free to comment with any scenarios you can think of that might be a good addition and I’ll see if I can do them justice. PS- If you are a literary agent-…
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Yelp Mom, I Get it: Department of Sanitation Service
Yelp Mom, I Get it: Department of Sanitation Service
yelp Mom, I Get It Note Of Explanation:
I’m trying something a little different here with some Yelp reviews. The next few days you will be getting some “yelp” reviews pertaining to motherhood jobs. I hope it’s funny and shareable. Please feel free to comment with any scenarios you can think of that might be a good addition and I’ll see if I can do them justice. PS- If you are a literary agent-…
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Yelp Mom, I Get It
yelp Mom, I Get It Note Of Explanation:
I’m trying something a little different here with some Yelp reviews. The next few days you will be getting some “yelp” reviews pertaining to motherhood jobs. I hope it’s funny and shareable. Please feel free to comment with any scenarios you can think of that might be a good addition and I’ll see if I can do them justice. PS- If you are a literary agent-…
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Do Me A Favor
Do Me A Favor
Hey Blog followers!
As the title implies I have a favor to ask you. First a short announcement.
I’m pretty excited to have a piece up on the Chaos and Coffee blog.
The Favor: Pretty please, Click on the link below to go read it. I think I get to be a regular contributor over there so please while you are over there follow her on facebook, twitter, and every social media. You don’t want to miss…
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Writing update- Working Mother
Working Mother
I can’t quite remember if I announced and shared my post on Working Mother Magazine here. If I have, forgive me. I’m still pretty stoked about it. If I have not, well- have I got news for you.
Guys! They let me be in their magazine.
https://www.workingmother.com/yelp-review-my-home-sweet-home
Please check it out if you have the time. I love the artwork too. I can’t take credit for…
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Parenting Hacks For the Incompetent
Parenting Hacks For the Incompetent
Come in close, I have some secrets to share. They are not run of the mill secrets, so slow your scroll. This is not a shopping list for the best gadgets to make your kid a genius. If you find one of those lists and it works, drop me a line though. My kid was just asking if her grandparents were her cousins, so I have some work to do. Shoot, I did that wrong! For a friend, I meant to say for a…
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