[danahatesyou2]

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Lawful chaotic

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[mehsince1996]

Look at the tigress y‘all!

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[kingjaffejoffer]

Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

[gemestoned]

What happened next??

[kingjaffejoffer]

Awkward silence from everyone

Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

[ideokinesis-deactivated20191229]

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

[poems-and-word]

[yesiamyourgoddess-deactivated20]

All Goddess⚜️

[humor-cnl]

More Humor on @humor-cnl​ 

[anxietyproblem]

[arabbara]

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

[christophernolan]

[sunflorally]

there are so many types of pretty. paintings are pretty, but so are flowers. mountains are pretty, but so are accessories. fairy lights are pretty, but so are endless fields. different things are gorgeous in their own ways, just like people.

[pagewoman]

 Hill Top Farm, Beatrix Potter’s home in the Lake District, Cumbria, England.

[michelangeloo]

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[slave2beauty]

[deepinthesewoods-deactivated201]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sachkaberry]

[toomuchcoffee--notenoughpancakes]

Atelophobia

The fear of imperfection, of not being good enough.

[mercuryvibes]

Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.