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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
@billshitposts
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
I need some money…
I need more 💵💵💵
I need some 💯👑✨💸
🙏🏽🙏🏽
It’s free I need it 😂
Ain’t he good!!!!
Oh To Be Skinny
^^nah im trynna EAT
Christmas jingles 😂
What’s wrong with you girl?! 😂
😳😍😍 COMING
y'all make me SICK lmao
😫😂😂
But I care about the pouch! 😩😭
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT POUCH! That’s what niggas hold at night! When you sleep and you got that one Titty in yo hand and yo arm resting so comfortable on that stomach remember this women, he’s HAPPY, don’t get me wrong y'all body is y'all body and God gave y'all the same right as us to do whatever with it yo may damn well please but hear me out! NIGGAS DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIL ASS POOCH WHEN THAT ASS STICKING SO FAR OUT IT LOOK LIKE AN ILLEGAL SPEED BUMP MY NIGGA, WHEN THE TITTIES THAT COME WITH THAT POOCH SO BEAUTIFUL YOU GOT TO LAY YO GIRL ON HER BACK BLOW ON HER STOMACH AND LAUGH.. That pouch is something special
There will never be anything like BLACK TUMBLR…. The love, assurance, countering of stereotypes and popular culture, defying the odds and support if every shade and shape is so SPECIAL… Man y'all just don’t know smh on this site alone I have seen so much LOVE, positivity and strength that the world would have you thinking is not possible between BLACK MEN AND WOMEN, BETWEEN BLACK MEN AND EACH OTHER, BETWEEN BLACK SISTERS! Despite geography, class and language THIS IS HOW YOU DEFEAT THEM, THIS IS HOW WE SHOW THEM 😩😩😩👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽 GODDAMN I LOVE YOU MELANIN MAHFUCKAS 🙄😘🙄🙄😘
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The Full Potential Challenge
Ever wonder what your life would be like if you lived up to your full potential? Would your body be healthier? Your skin clearer? Bank account bigger? I think about these things all the time, and, judging my a previous post, you guys do to. Below is a chart designed to help all of us live up to our full potential. I’ve broken it down into time frames to help keep you from getting overwhelmed. Write the chart down and hang it someplace where you can see it all the time. I will be starting this challenge tomorrow, 9/8. I’ll check in with you guys every Sunday to track my progress. I have specific goals in mind for myself, and you guys should make some too! I really want to know how you guys are doing. Tag your progress posts with #sbfpc so I can track it and take a look. Let’s get to it!
EVERY MORNING
Stretch. First thing. Really give your body enough time to wake up. Touch your toes. Roll out your shoulders. Do not hit snooze!
Do your full skincare routine. I have mine detailed here, but do whatever works for you and your complexion. Be gentle and consistent.
Brush your teeth and floss. I used to be a big floss-skipper too, but you’d be amazed at how dig of a difference it makes. Rinse with a whitening mouthwash. I use one by Crest, and I notice a major difference in my teeth’s overall whiteness in just a few days.
Give yourself enough time to get ready. Whether you’re a wash-and-go kind of girl, or someone who spends an hour doing a full contouring routine before class (and either one is fine!), make sure you aren’t rushing. If you need to wake up a few minutes earlier than normal, so be it. Rushing sets an awful, stressed-out tone for the rest of the day. Allow yourself to be relaxed before taking on the day.
Eat something. I’m not going to say eat a big breakfast, because some people (myself included) just can’t eat in the morning. But you should eat, or at least bring a little something with you to work or school. If you can’t eat a full breakfast, grab a fruit! You won’t be as hungry come lunch time, making you less likely to gorge yourself.
Shower. You can do this at night, in the morning, whatever. Again, this is something you should allow some time for. I don’t wash my hair every day, but I do condition it every day (from the ears down). Scrub yourself with a delicious-smelling body wash. If you shave, make yourself as smooth as a dolphin, dude. If you don’t, then don’t and don’t ever ever ever let anyone make you feel bad or weird about it. When you get out of the shower, wrap yourself in a fluffy towel and totally slather your sexy self with lotion. Top to bottom. Do it as soon as you can post-shower so it can really sink in.
Put leave-in condition throughout your damp hair and comb it through.
Put on an outfit that makes you feel good! So important!
Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
Take a look at your daily to-do list. Knock out the most pressing stuff first. Take pride when you cross things off your list.
Make your bed! Oh my god, make your bed. Do it. Do it. Do it.
EVERY AFTERNOON
Follow the “touch it once” approach. This is a truly life-changing thing. When a task is in front of you, no matter how big or small, just do it right then and there. How many times have you gotten a work email or homework assignment and thought, “Eh, I’ll do it later”? And then later never comes? Once something pops up, do it once. Squash it and be done. Cross things off your list and feel like a badass.
Try to go for a walk at lunch. Even one little lap around the block or campus will reenergize you like nobody’s business.
Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
Be present. This is so hard for me too, but you have to make a major effort to be present in whatever you’re doing. Be engaged and plugged-in and just exist in the moment. Give 100 percent.
Be friendly to friends and strangers. A smile goes a long way.
Eat something. Eat what you packed for lunch (see below) and take a break from working while you do it. You need “you time”!
EVERY EVENING
Take your makeup off as soon as you’re in for the night. Wash your face with your full routine and let your skin have a break.
Workout. You can also do this in the morning. Whatever works for you. Make a great playlist and go hard af. Get your cardio in. Get your strength training in. Earn every freaking sweat bead forming on your forehead. Earn your shower!
Knock out your homework. Life is infinitely better you don’t have anything hanging over your head. Half the time, the energy and emotion you spent dreading/putting off your work is ten times worse than the work itself.
Make a list of what needs to be done tomorrow. It’ll set you up for success the next day, and you won’t forget anything!
Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
Lay out your clothes for tomorrow. This will save you SO MUCH TIME in the morning omg I can’t even tell you how important this is.
Eat something great. And once you’ve decided to be done eating for the night, be done. Brush your teeth so you can’t eat again.
After brushing, do a whitening treatment. Whether it’s classic baking soda, a Crest white strip, or a laser. Do something. And floss! Retainers in too, ladies 0:)
Relax! Take a few hours to do what YOU want to do. Scroll through Tumblr, binge on some Netflix, FaceTime gossip with your friends, anything. Do whatever makes you happiest.
Shut the electronics off an hour before you want to go to bed. Put your phone on sleep mode. If you stare at the screen, it will keep you awake and alert and you won’t be able to fall asleep. A good night’s sleep is crucial for weightless and general happiness lol
Do a quick sweep of your room and see if there’s anything you can put away real quick. A clean space is a happy space.
Crawl into your bed (aren’t you happy you took the time to make it?!) and read a book by lamplight for a while. When you start to feel sleepy, go to sleep. Don’t push it. You kicked ass today and you deserve rest.
EVERY WEEKEND
Do something with your friends. It just has to be one thing. Even if you’re just hanging out at the coffee shop, spending time with your squad will make you a better, happier person.
Drink water. Drink water. Drink water. Drink water!!!!!
Do something just for you. Set your laptop up in the bathroom and watch a Netflix marathon while you take a bubble bath. Buy an old school bottle of Mr. Bubbles ($3 at Target!) and really just soak. Relax. Light a candle.
Do something creative. You can read a book, write, blog, draw, code, anything. It just has to be something that speaks to your passion.
Track your progress. Just do this once a week so it doesn’t become all-consuming. And remember that non-scale victories are just as important as shedding pounds.
Take the time to be grateful. Tell your friend how much you admire her taste in music. Mention to your mom how much you love her cooking and how happy you are that she takes care of you. Thank your teaching after an especially interesting lecture. When you do something awesome, take a moment to admire yourself. Be grateful for even the little things.
Anything I missed? Reblog + add yours! Don’t forget to tag your progress!
I just realized that men don't use the word female in a possessive manner
Yo I don’t think I’ve ever heard a man say “my female” when referring to their SO. Me personally. I usually hear “my woman/girl/lady”.
WHICH MEANS is IS true that it’s used in a demeaning fashion whether purposefully or not - on a conscious or subconscious level the mechanics of “female” when used [rather incorrectly] as a noun is rarely positive even if the sentence itself is not necessarily negative. It’s like the word has to be used to describe “all” but not “yours”.
Like … your SO is a woman/lady/girl but all others are simply female.
so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”
hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.
“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”
I need this to be force taught at all companies
Let’s play a game called “am I really okay with this situation or am I disassociating from it to protect myself?”.
Too many people owe me my time back
@therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)
Did you catch that?
Hey, y'all, I know a lot of y'all have reblogged this post out of amazement at the skill of that pitcher catching that ball.
That pitcher is Jose Fernandez, and unfortunately he passed away last night in a boating accident. He was only 24.
We lost a wonderful talent last night way, way, way too soon.
Wow
Wow, I was smiling at this post then I read that :/
Serena Williams
Wiz Khalifa slut-shamed Amber Rose — and she’s not having it
On Thursday, Amber Rose debriefed what she called a “fucking horrible” threesome on her podcast .But Wiz Khalifa, her baby’s father, didn’t take too well to Rose’s comment. Rose, who has been slut shamed by exes before, chose to laugh off the incident. She’s used to defending herself and has even defended two other polarizing female celebrities.
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how is that slut shaming tho?
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Cause he ain’t have to post it publicly with detailed info as to what she did lol
She said it first tho on her podcast shit. He was just responding to her bringing him up lol.
She literally dragged him into it and then played the victim card when he wouldn’t tolerate her making bs comments about him.
She was petty from the beginning but she doesn’t want to admit it so she’s hiding behind buzzwords
It’s weird because they posted these screenshots as if it makes Wiz Khalifa look at all bad. That’s a real deal disconnect from reality
Damn, the spin is super real here.
This is wild. She dragged him into this publicly and he gave a super mature response and now he’s the bad guy?
My fav is becoming increasingly problematic aaaaaaaaand idontlikeit.
No two women have the same experience. All feminism is founded not on actual essential unity, but on political coalition and affirmation of shared political needs and goals.
Race, culture, class, birth assignment, religion, and countless other factors mean all women experience womanhood differently. Excluding trans women because we have a different life experience misses the point that all women have different life experiences. This idea isn’t even new, its not even specific to trans women, its literally the point Crenshaw and Collins and Mohanty and countless other woc and third world feminists have been making for decades now.
this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
I needed this more than I care to admit
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