What?

It's a cow wearing a blanket.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I said what I said and I did not stutter

[setheverman]

Your eyebrows are to die for....

[i-am-a-fish]

I may be broke and dumb but can I do a backflip??

no

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[cluelessfanperson]

Me: “I’m going to save my snacks for the movie!”

Also Me, Three Seconds into the Previews:

[babyanimalgifs]

[stars-bean]

#how to be a grown-up

[hayleysatwell]

Hayley Atwell is a gift to us all.

[lenallvthor-deactivated20200602]

Thank you for bringing this back 😭❤️

[raddarc]

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

[queerautism]

This is a fucking power move

[glumshoe]

Why do the different peoples of Middle Earth fight each other instead of bonding over their one shared value: building dangerous architecture without handrails?

[glumshoe]

Like. Come on. Architects in Middle Earth are, irregardless of species, impractical bastards with murder in their hearts. 

[gay-pippin]

[valtsv]

me, a person with an iron deficiency: heh try and get me now magneto

magneto: *hurls a lamppost through my chest, killing me instantly*

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[sloptown]

Damn straight..

[pegasusdragontiger]

Heavy reblogging

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[memecage]

[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

[arcampbell94]

I can’t handle this one.