Swamp Witch

It should be aware that I have decided that it is...not much like any of them

[angie-s-g]

#Dragonage60min is going to kill me. I would draw every prompt everyday but I dont have that much time.  I just couldnt resist a modern AU. And if its Highschool AU consider me K.O.

[ohnomypanini37]

How come I haven't seen this before?

[l-y-r-i-u-m-g-h-o-s-t]

Hey, sorry for posting some personal bs up here, but it’s unfortunately necessary for me right now. I’ll try and keep it short.

Basically, the family dog has been taken and we only have 7 days to pay the expected amount for his return. He’s been in our family for 10+ years, he’s like a sibling to me. I’m one of those kind of people who really hates asking for help, but my family is ridiculously poor and we just can’t afford what they’re asking for.

The animal center suggested we try and start a GoFundMe (which we have, the link is right here) and then a friend of mine suggested I also make a Ko-Fi (link here). There is also a twitter post (link here) and I am willing to do commissions if that is what’s required.

I totally understand if this just isn’t your thing or you can’t support, that’s completely okay, but any reblogs at all could help me reach people who can.

Anyways, sorry for the interrupt to your dash, thank you for your time.

[crystalvfae]

been missing them lately

[dovabunny]

Aveline’s Wedding Day in Kirkwall

Marian Hawke, maid of honour to Aveline on her wedding day, shows up in a groomsmen suit because it looked hot on her and high heels are stupid.

Garrett Hawke, best man, wears Marian’s flower crown because its pretty and is actually sad he Aveline wouldn’t let him wear Marian’s dress

(“it doesnt fit your stupid big body, Garrett!”)

Isabela uses a knife on the table to cut her dress to make it shorter and give it a slit up the side. Merrill uses the cutoffs and fashions it into a scarf because “the material is so pretty dont waste it!”

Anders and Fenris fought so ad punishment they’re the flower girls. Anders doesn’t mind. Fenris doesn’t mind either but will die before he shows it.

Varric is the ring-bearer. On the wedding day he realises he lost the rings in a game of Wicked Grace, shows up at the alter with different rings. The look Aveline gives him promises slow, painful vengeance after they come back from the honeymoon.

Carver cries during the vows.

Dog ate like a third of the wedding cake.

Sebastian officiated. His armour was more white and more decorated than Aveline’s wedding dress.

[ohnomypanini37]

In which order do you usually do the origins main quests?

[littlebirdofprey]

me

[ohnomypanini37]

The Warden has big dick energy

[yfipdragonage]

your fave is problematic: solas

the only party member in 3 games who actually has a backpack

where are everyone else’s backpacks

is he carrying the entire Inquisition party inventory

is that why Inquisition has so little inventory space

[ohnomypanini37]

I think the da fandom is onto something here

[ohnomypanini37]

Varric

Like if you agree

[parksandraste-blog]

Hi my name is Loghain Dementia MacRaven Tir and I have long black hair with braids and red tips and deep blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Nathaniel Howe (AN: if u cumpare me to him then get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Maric Theirin but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my dentures are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Gay Wardan, and I run da Orleesin Gry Wardins (I’m fifty). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, a black shield and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside of da Deep Rodes. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Orlesians stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them

[ohnomypanini37]

Honestly,the name is just....yes

[ohnomypanini37]

Say it with me:

👏👏👏 All dragon age(and general) opinions should be respected and acknowledged if they are not racist/homophobic/transphobic/or anything of that nature. 👏👏👏

[bakareaper]

Zenyatta: Experience Tranquility

Any Dragon Age Fan:

[authorellenmint]

Which Dragon Age Companion Are You Part 2?

A second Dragon Age companion Quiz with new options.

[ohnomypanini37]

The Buzzfeed gods have been kind. Everybody needs to be aware of these

[authorellenmint]

Which Dragon Age Companion Are You?

Take this quiz to determine which companion from the three Dragon Age games you are.

[ohnomypanini37]

YET ANOTHER ONE.GLORIOUS

[herestothefanfic]

Which Character From "Dragon Age" Are You?

Are you more Morrigan or Vivienne?

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING CONTENT FROM BUZZFEED

[ohnomypanini37]

I really hope they will make more da stuff like this.

[ramjam]

morrigan: *wanders around orlais with her tits out and living under bridges eating garbage* anyone wanna see a magic trick

celene: oh fukckbhghhjbn

celene: ccome live in my house

[ohnomypanini37]

This is probably how it went down

[awaari]

That feel when your son can see your bullshit. Also this was based on one of old @hungry-hobbits‘s conversation

[awaari]

[awaari]

I swear this is it guys. All credit goes to @hungry-hobbits and their fantastic humor

[sarek]