jay is a simp

gay gay homosexual gay

[ohnopistachio]

what have i become

anyways vote 😻😻🤪

Have your say: WHAT FANFIC SHOULD I WRITE??

Voice your opinion on the poll: WHAT FANFIC SHOULD I WRITE??

pov spiraling so you wanna write another fanfic

[ohnopistachio]

Fake-Out • A Bowuigi Fanfiction • (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/330302545-fake-out-%E2%80%A2-a-bowuigi-fanfiction-%E2%80%A2?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_myworks&wp_uname=literally_bored&wp_originator=aZiJPJCIYqhiSw31YrX5gU8MPADSAViTDCCTWGfwFPnEZLGSrb8dOxwAv4iLYY6hNm%2B%2BXGnIOw%2FGqjQF687LU6MoU2tX%2FSS2jEzCvDag1wE5LJUS8dlEC3HT1xAi7i89 

THERES ANOTHER CHAPER OUT GO READ IT HOES

(jkjk i love you guys)

[ohnopistachio]

okay but... what if the smm is actually a musical but they aren't telling us so that when we watch the movie we wanna throw ourselves off a cliff.

[leahmarilla]

because you have always been my greatest inspiration because i love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest because i can write endless plays i can write plays for days but there will never be another anne hathaway - & Juliet

[ohnopistachio]

okay but the ironic things is....

...there was another anne hathaway

[ohnopistachio]

"I zoned back in as she waved her hands in front of my eyes. I cleared my throat. "So.. you look different from the last time that i saw you." 

"Yeah," she flexed her muscles jokingly, "I've been working out."

"You look good."

"Thanks," she paused, "Wait, wasn't the last time I saw you when we.. uhh.." Her voice trailed off.

"Yeah- It was." She nodded, beginning to blush.

I couldn't stop myself. I sat up and leaned towards her, puckering my lips. She didn't do anything, just leaned forward a bit and closer her eyes, letting me know it was okay.

Shit. Shit. Shitshitshitshit. No. not now. But it was too late..."

check out chapter 4 of fake-out! tap the picture or click the link below!

LINK

[ohnopistachio]

i attempted the grayscale drawing thing

which is your fav?

[ohnopistachio]

chapters 2&3 are out now!

[ohnopistachio]

Fake-Out • A Bowuigi Fanfiction • - 1: The Plan (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1299275716-fake-out-%E2%80%A2-a-bowuigi-fanfiction-%E2%80%A2-1-the-plan?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=literally_bored&wp_originator=4CXkCysV6bdBEMDP%2B5G5mhZUXrFsbu5gW%2FgPodmKuqt04ZRkYPa9jgVm4JzYk7pSoM0MY5bk43mhe3tx%2BkWE0rVbXF0nj7G70w7iLxZkL%2Bn3r3DTFPnvVn8DKxwOmfV Luigi has a secret. A big secret. He's in love with a guy. Even worse, it's his brothers arch-enemy. But, he has a plan. A stupid one, but still a plan. And who better to help him than his best friend, Peach.

[ohnopistachio]

omigod

i'm so excited!! i'm going to be emmett in legally blonde!!

it's legally blonde jr so obviously there are some censors. here are a few of my favorites:

"look at my aBs, look at my thighs" (Bend and Snap)

"i gotta be dRiVen to EXCeL" (chip on my shoulder)

"cause nobody fOoLs somebody whose legally blonde" (Legally Blonde Remix)

ALSO THEY TOOK OUT THERE RIGHT THERE (gay or european) AND IM SO MAD ITS LITERALLY THE BEST SONG >:( they took out everything involving the homosexuals smh EXCEPT OUR CALLAHANS ARE BEING PLAYED BY FEMME PPL (if you're not familiar w legally blonde callahan hits on elle)

[come-see-our-show]

The line “Less of a Marilyn, more of a Jackie” is so clever when you think about it. For those who don’t know, Marilyn Monroe was actually brilliant, but she was also great at playing the role of the Dumb Blonde. Warner assumed Elle wasn’t anything more than her looks, just like Hollywood assumed Marilyn wasn’t anything more than her looks.

[ohnopistachio]

guess who's (probably) doing legally blonde the musicallllll

[sandmandaddy69]

[ohnopistachio]

help

is it bad that i started spiraling again and listened to heathers again and now i follow ryan mccartan (the original JD) on youtube and binged watched his videos and whenever i hear heathers i feel extremely depressed bc i want the characters to be real and i just ufhfhfhdhhdhdjdjdjshjhsjdhdbdbh WHENEVER I HEAR HEATHERS I LITERALLY FEEL LIKE IN GONNA CRY BUT LIKE NOT SAD BUT ALSO NOT HAPPY WHAT????

[ohnopistachio]

is it just a break

or is it forever

[mosswoodsys]

HELP HE WONT TELL ME IF HE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME OR NOT AND IM PANICKING CUZ I MIGHT HAVE THEM FOR MAYBE HIM AND DEFINITELY ANOTHER GUY IVE BEEN CRUSHING ON FOR A MONTH OR TWO

AIGSDIHGLIHSDLIFJDLSIH

help me i hate feelings

[mosswoodsys]

I SEE YOU LIKED THIS DONT DO ME LIKE THAT MAN-

[ohnopistachio]

love youuuu 😉😉

[ohnopistachio]

THIS BOOK DESTROYED ME AGAINNNN

adam. adam why do you hate us. why must you use your ability of making relatable characters that we immediately fall in love with for bad. why do you want us to suffer adam. whyyyyyyyy. /hj

also i love the name orion so haha i’m stealing it it’s mine now muahahhahaha /j

[ohnopistachio]

tw caps

PLEASE I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO SEND ME RANDOM YOUTUBE VIDEOS OCCASIONALLY BECAUSE IT MADE THEM THINK OF ME PLEASE IM SOBBING

[ohnopistachio]

can someone please help me find an androgynous aesthetic aaaaaa