ohnopizzahoe

Helloooo. send messages I'm here 24/7. 🍕🌈🌞•••••••••••••••••••••I've eaten slices of pizza with pizza toppings

[ruinleon-deactivated20150409]

[unclefather]

this is what our tax dollars pay for

[shewillfeatdrake]

good

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[boredpanda]

Artist Turns Photos Of Random People Into Fun Illustrations

[crazychipmunk]

[weloveshortvideos]

[surprisebitch]

witchstock:

7wejeb:

Oh my god

WHAT ARE THESE

this was so cringey to watch BUT THE END ohmy goddd

[gobblechopstv]

[weloveshortvideos]

When the squad link up

[crystalbee]

screaming at the dude all the way in the back

[mvcsvi-deactivated20170807]

squad goals

[abomasnow]

you’re obligated to watch this video at least 5 times to focus on each person

[callmenaex3]

😍

[jamaicanamazon]

I love these guys 😍😍

[smitethestate]

Men are always talking about what’s “natural” but in nature it’s always the males of the species that have to be pretty or work really hard to get the females.

I want to see more men dressing up and wearing makeup. Dance for me. Build me a fucking house. Impress me, you mediocre fucks.

[f-iasko]

[ahungrymommasfitnessjourney]

If you ever catch me staring, I am:

1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit

2) trying to figure out if I know you

3) think you’re gorgeous and can’t help myself

[ponyboypgh]

truth

[averitablelexiconofnonsense]

4) just staring into space and haven’t realised I’m staring at a living person

[blackheartlesbianswag]

Most of the time it’s number 4

[theryanproject]

Definitely #4

[miniangel]

[nbhcannibal]

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google this is his work laptop

he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

Marry him.

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Hermione: *plays the trombone*

Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*

I hate this website for being such a weird inspiration source

[vikander]

He’s gonna be 3 in August, so he’s a little young to see this movie but eventually he’ll be able to see his dad being a hero!

[theashleyclements]

THIS is how you respond to stupid questions about who is watching your child while you work. 

[forever90s]

[vinesnow]

black eyed peas ft. shia labeouf - more vines

[plasticroyal]

STOP IT

[eswmu]

My new ringtone

[anilag]