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Mildly Interesting Dump #5

I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow

These three ceiling fans run off of one motor

The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light

The perfect symmetry of this plant

Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating

This tiny ceiling tile at my house

My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.

The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.

I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.

The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole

Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily

This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons

This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt.

The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.

Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds

My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.

This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.

Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him

This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer

This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland

You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.

I made a piano shelf

This purely golden bee landed on my car today

proto-homo

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

cosmicyeehaw

dr-archeville

[What are the most interesting domino effects in history?]

[Star Trek: Voyager was not as well received as previous Star Trek series. In 1997, producers decided to add a new character in an attempt to boost ratings. Actress Jeri Ryan was brought in to play Seven of Nine. Jeri’s frequent separations from her husband, Jack Ryan, due to her acting schedule contributed to their decision to divorce in 1999.

In 2004, Jack Ryan became the Republican nominee for an open Senate seat in Illinois. During the campaign, the proceedings from Ryan’s divorce became public, and contained details of his sex life that did not make him look good.

The scandal forced Ryan to drop out of the Senate race in July, leaving the GOP time to only find token opposition to Democratic nominee Barack Obama. Obama’s landslide victory in the Senate race helped launch him onto the national stage, allowing him to pull off an upset victory in the 2008 Democratic primary and win the presidential election.

TL;DR- The lackluster writing of Star Trek: Voyager helped pave the way for the Obama presidency.]

Thanks, Voyager!

catchymemes

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

hostess-withthe-mostest

woah this is actually super super cool. I love that Simpsons fish

lubricates

i love the ending

sirsoulcrusher

Oooooooooooooo!

naomifranq

Local Florida Wildlife Women! A fun little series of whimsical illustrations I started as an excuse to draw cute ladies and some of my favorite Florida species. I may do more, but for now a trio is a good number. All are available as prints via my INPRNT STORE if you’re interested!

papershroud

min0uet

regret.mp4

head-in-the-bubbles

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

himejoshikomaeda

invader zim filmed this

hatsunemikuwu

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

the-privateer

that context makes is 10000X funnier

that-twink-over-there

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

imalreadydashingthroughtheno

bunnixhime

POKEMON !!!!!

everybody-loves-to-eat

french toast smores melt

(source)

everybody-loves-to-eat

I still dream of this 😮

slab-o-meat

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

valtsv

im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

myautisticpov

So, who else here struggled to pick up the “go away, you’re not wanted” social cue as a kid, which has made them so overly cautious as an adult that they end up having cool conversations with cool people but don’t want to be too friendly in case they’re missing the cue, and so end up making those cool people think that you don’t want to be friends with them?

Because, like, this is the Number One Thing that has fucked me up as an adult and I am so grateful to my friends who didn’t stop talking to me while I slowly figured out that, yes, they did actually want to be friends.

southernprideinme

That’s hot

viking5150

Awesome effect!

not-saltrat88

Well that’s just fuckin neat!

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

starshinebeast

ATTENTION ARTISTS: Need help calculating your commission prices?

A tool that I’ve found is really handy is a called the Cash Clock. It’s a simple program that measures both the time that you’re working on a piece as well as how much money you should be earning. You can adjust the hourly wage to whatever you feel is right. Simply start the clock whenever you begin working on a project right up until you’re finished. It can give you a clear indication of what you should charge for commissions.

No artist should make below minimum wage for their artwork.

The Cash Clock is found as a download here.

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My deviantart

tiergan-vashir

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THIS INSTEAD OF CHARGING PEANUTS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK.

Please, please, please at least make sure you’re making minimum wage.

jelloapocalypse

Please stop lowering the pay floor for independent artists everywhere by thinking $5-10/commission is anywhere close to an acceptable rate for something you spent three hours on.