Andyluvian

I’m getting too old for this shit.

[lilkakow]

Images created solely using mathematical equations by mathematical artist Hamid Naderi Yaganeh

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 15

[wonderwomemes]

Hey do yourself a favour and watch this

[mighty-meerkat]

Everyone’s going on about having a ‘traditional, old-fashioned Christmas’, but when I burst into the house covered in green paint and demand a champion strike my head from my shoulders with my own axe so that I may return the blow next year, I’m ‘scaring Grandma’.

[low-polly]

forgot about the green knight and thought the grinch was just going wild

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[homunculus-argument]

Give a man a mask, and he'll show the world who he truly is. Teach a man to mask, and nobody can tell he's autistic until he has a breakdown.

[winters-r0se]

give a man half a mask, and he'll stalk the sewers of paris for 20 years or something then attack a fancy ball i think I wasn't paying attention

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[im-not-shouting-im-projecting]

Tags via @baddywronglegs

#Taskmaster prize task behaviour

[kremlin]

this is so fucking funny

[kremlin]

i can’t stop thinking about this. this kind of shit is not like milsim plane nerds with their own super-expensive desktop cockpit recreations. that kind of hardware makes sense to exist.

this does not. they’re playing world of tanks which is like the “call of duty” of tank games (casual, players only slightly bad-smelling). it also doesn’t have support for tank peripherals. no game does. no trainers do afaik. which means that (assuming this isn’t just a video editing) all of that shit they are fucking with translates into mouse/keyboard inputs that the game understands. that’s weird/hard and perplexing, uh, and considering that “tank peripherals” aren’t a thing that exist i can only guess they built them theirselves

which is fucking hilarious because why are they so good. why does the fucking cannon breech have a little dry ice smoke effect when the breech opens like they just shot a shell. what. manual turret traverse crank?? did they build a fucking ready rack!! they’re even using the correct phraseology which means one of these mofos read a PDF file

[alllovegoddess]

great news everyone

[engulfes]

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

[existentialdruid]

This

[jelliebeanbitch]

there are more tweets in this thread

fucking SLAY

[darlington-v]

this isnt even the full thread, there are even MORE tweets to this thread that i think are really necessary to read if you do what op is talking about! it is not enough to know that feeling this way hurts the people you love, we already know that.

this rest of the thread continues after the third tweet from the reblog.

like THE FULL THREAD is genuinely so reassuring.

sometimes, it is not enough to just know, sometimes you might need that reassurance of "do you really think of me when i'm away?" and someone reassuring you that yeah, they do. and evaluate that! trust that! just like op did.

and then learning that ykw, it's NOT any of my business really. and finding comfort in that trust that like. whether they are or aren't thinking of me, they really do love me.

this full thread changed my life and i am ALWAYS going to give the full thread because the parts people cut out aren't enough for the people experiencing these things, speaking as someone who does. it, really it just makes us, made me, feel bad about my own capabilities when i saw the unfinished thread.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[vivid-mercury]

can someone pls explain

[anophelei]

Cops lie all the time about being contact poisoned with fentanyl, saying touching someone using/some contaminated surface RESULTED IN FOUR COPS OVERDOSING AND NEARLY DYING !!!11!!1 despite the fact that this is physically not possible. Primarily it is done to either hide the fact that cops are using, or to fearmonger about fentanyl and addicts. No this cop wasn't using fentanyl, it was some junkie scum who used and then when the cop touched the desk it was strong enough to make him OD ! Also if fentanyl can make four pigs OD just by touching traces, what would happen if little Jimmy had touched it ? we have to kill junkies to protect our cops and your children !!

The joke is that theyve blown it so far out of proportion that even being faxed an image of fentanyl would cause the whole precinct to OD and keel over dead.

[vivid-mercury]

oh i see

thank you for explaining it to me :)

[kelssiel]

Can fentanyl be absorbed through your skin?

In communities around the country, stories and headlines are stoking fears that fentanyl exposure through the skin could lead to adverse eff

Can you overdose from fentanyl from having it touch your skin?

Why is fentanyl so lethal? Can it hurt you just from touching your skin? An @OSUWexMed Addiction Medicine specialist separates fentanyl’s fa

just wanted to add some resources to back this up cause i didn’t know it was bs until now

[aeoliantectrix]

Reblog to make all the cops die from touching a fax machine

[browless-donnie]

Adding to this, y’all realize that if fentanyl could kill you merely by existing in its presence a lot of healthcare workers and healthcare patients would be dead. Heck, I had to clean up a broken fentanyl vial at work the other day and even touched a droplet of the liquid by accident, and I’m still alive. This isn’t even looking at how stigmatizing drugs and drug users like this makes them less likely to seek help for their situation.

[hellboys]

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gamechangershow]

“Denethor - not a real king, not the real king of Gondor…I call him Little Tomato.”

[schakira]

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

[iszyjfry]

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

[schakira]

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

[beyond-a-name]

I'm so happy for these people it's unreal. This is a big part of why sex-positivity and kink are so important. There are many different flavours of healthy mutual intimacy, and it's not helpful to shut them down just because they're not mainstream or not for everybody.

[nelsonakis]

We are going to hell

[tony-andonuts]

[ID:// A screenshot of a tiktok video and some comments. The video says "Why don't the billionaires in the submarine just pull themselves up by their bootstraps (three suspicious face emojis) why is the hand of the free market not guiding them up to the surface????". The comments read: "eventually the air will trickle down"

"maybe if they spent less on avocado toast and Netflix they could have spent more money making a safer sub"

"well if they work really hard in 76 years they can save up for some air (two praying hand emojis)"

"the fact they need the coast guard (the government) to bail them out is not very free market of them"

"Have they tried getting a second job?"

"Why don't they cause inflation like they always do and float up???"

"Why dont they use trickle down economics to spread all the ocean water to the poor??? (suspicious emoji)"

"their portfolio wasn't diversified enough ig"

//END ID]

[aspergersissues]

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

this gets so much funnier when you consider that people literally just live on mount everest, there's a perfect parallel between random europeans "discovering" a mountain that people already live on and medical professionals suddenly discovering autism despite people having it going back god knows how long

[ktempestbradford]

I once read a post (probably on twitter) where someone asked something like: If neurodiverse people have always been around, how did they get by in times past and ancient times?

The thread was about how there were accommodations even if people of the times didn't truly understand differences in the way the brain worked. So you're sensitive to sound and want to be left alone hyperfixating? Welcome to the Abbey where we make illuminated manuscripts. Welcome to the jewelry guild where we make the tiniest of beads, then string them together into complex designs. Welcome to the rug factory where we do the same but with animal hair.

Hell, in ancient times it was probably much easier to be neurodiverse and to be accommodated because there weren't these ridiculous ideas about having to work 8 hours straight in a day, or even work during the day, and there wasn't so much effing noise everywhere, or the same kinds of societal expectations, not to mention being far more community-minded instead of individualistic.