many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment
how do people still find this joke funny?
Sandwich jokes are a product of men feeling intimidated by women who are smarter, stronger, or more successful than they are.
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many of the things wrong with the world can be summed up in this comment
how do people still find this joke funny?
Sandwich jokes are a product of men feeling intimidated by women who are smarter, stronger, or more successful than they are.
there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]
people with money. only people with money
travelling the world, “dropping everything” and moving to another city/state/country, majoring in your liberal arts interest of choice, applying/going to your dream college/university, buying your dream house, working at your dream job, cultivating/building/guiding your own dreams, dreaming. living.
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Sometimes I talk too much
And people just let it happen.
Some good ideas
Lawn care service called Lawn Order Dirty emoji app called Inapprojis (the world needs this) Xtreme Segway stunts What if Skylar's smoking gave Walt lung cancer Cat dictionary Yogurt with fashion advice on the label: Vogueurt Crow tipping: giving a person a shove ever so slightly while he or she is in the yoga pose "crow"
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
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Does anyone else spray a whole cloud of Windex and walk through it because you don't feel like showering and then you get it in your eyeballs and then you wonder as you clutch your face in agony what if eyeballs were called faceballs?
3 covers of Rolling Stones songs that I like (almost) better than the originals
Iron and Wine-- Wild Horses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6s7tIdhbxM
Cat Power-- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W97TF9PCKWg
Townes Van Zandt-- Dead Flowers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwC7Qzljso
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This practically made me cry. How could this ever be okay?
[Image: An illustration is labeled as a “partial birth abortion". It shows a person performing an intact dilation and extraction, which is described at the bottom of the image: “The surgeon pulls the fetus into the breech position. He forced scissors into the skull, removes them and inserts a suction catheter through which he suctions out the skull contents."]
I’m going to tell you a story that my tenth grade biology teacher told me.
So, my teacher had a friend. She was happily married, a Christian, and pregnant. She and her husband were extremely excited about the pregnancy and they couldn’t wait to be parents. She was pretty far along - probably about 7 month in. She went to get a check-up, and her doctor checked out the fetus. Well, it turns out her fetus had hydrochephalus. In this particular case, the fetus’s head had not and would not form enough to even hold the brain inside the skull. If the woman continued the pregnancy, she would give birth to a dead baby, and that’s if it didn’t die in utero and possibly cause sepsis before she had the opportunity to give birth.
So, and this was before the “partial birth abortion ban" was enacted (not when the story was told, but when it took place), the woman opted to get an intact dilation and extraction procedure (since that’s the proper medical term, “partial birth abortion" is a made up term and has no medical relevance).
Do you know what that allowed her to do? What that allows a lot of uterus-bearers in the same predicament to do?
She was able to hold her dead, intact fetus and mourn for it.
Now, she would have to get a procedure that literally rips the fetus apart, since apparently anti-choicers looking for a means to chip away at Roe v Wade think that this is a better alternative to the described procedure above. As the law currently stands, it is now impossible for people like the woman I described to have their fetuses aborted intact so that they can hold them like they wanted to. It is impossible for women like the one I described to have a body to mourn over.
So good job. Because you’re too ignorant to actually know why uterus-bearers get late-term abortion, specifically intact D & X procedures, you’ve essentially made it much harder for those that are experiencing the difficult choice to end a wanted pregnancy to mourn and move on.
But hey, go ahead and continue to consider yourself compassionate. I guess ignorance really is bliss, especially when you can hold up illustrations of medical procedures you don’t understand and hide behind them as if they have any meaning in the face of the reality that you refuse to acknowledge.
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Don't know why I even bother putting on makeup when I babysit. The boys always say "your eyes look evil!" when I first come up out of the water.
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I am in the process of creating a number of pictures using quotes from philosophers who advocated for the non-use of animals prior to the year 1900. Here is my first. Thank you for sharing this incredible quote by the philosopher Ovid.
Currently waiting for an MRI. I am wondering if I have a brain tumor and trying to think of reasons why that wouldn't be the worst thing ever. Not coming up with a lot. Here's what I have so far: I wouldn't have to work, which would be cool. That's the only one I can think of!