im unfunny both online and in real life

ella | she/her | minor | i log off for weeks and then reblog 438 posts in a row

[s1urpee]

remember being like 13 and playing truth or dare with your friends and like you were gay but also you weren’t gay yet and anytime you picked dare you would desperately wish for something homoerotic to happen and it never did and you would get hit with a flash of like hot disappointment

[monsterbutch]

hey a family friend is in an ICE detention center about to be deported and he really needs money for a lawyer! i’m going to reblog with a link to donate because i hear tumblr fucks with posts with links

[monsterbutch]

https://www.facebook.com/donate/653597825364515/

please please reblog!!!

[monsterbutch]

to clarify, his parents came to the states when he was a small child so he doesn’t have any contacts if he gets deported, all of his friends and family are in the united states. i know everyone is really short on money but if you have something to spare, anything helps! everyone is worried for him, he’s stuck in a detention center during a pandemic, if you can’t donate i totally understand, please don’t put yourself in a bad situation, but sharing this would be really appreciated!

[monsterbutch]

look i really don’t feel like it’s my place to share darion’s entire life story here but since it matters apparently, his mother and father are both dead and his only living blood relative is his little brother (who was born on american soil, so he’s a citizen but not darion)

[monsterbutch]

for people asking for info on how to help outside of facebook, here’s some i’ve received from people closer to him!:

“If you want to pass on the ICE account info, the online is accesscorrections.com, the inmate info is Darion Sears, A#27549306 and he is at the Northwest Processing Center.  There is also a US toll-free number [phone] which I found to be confusing as all hell"

thank you all so so much for spreading this, it really means a lot

[monsterbutch]

i reaally don’t want to be a bother but this post is losing traction and we’re not even halfway to the goal, please keep boosting this!

[aptronyms]

gay friend groups be like: *crewmate* *crewmate* *imposter* *crewmate* *crewmate* *crewmate* *crewmate* *imposter* *crewmate*

[spyderverse]

my favorite part of blogging about percy jackson is that every day i learn something about the heroes of olympus series that i should have definitely known from reading the books but instead repressed so deep down into my psychic that it has ceased to exist 

[rodrickheffeley]

i just think him

[uchigtana]

[dragon-out-of-water]

I’m just gonna post this everywhere and hope he sees this one day.

[capslockapocalypse]

ha ha ha look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

[thegalaxyinyoureye]

[enderbot-magic]

[catchymemes]

[new-timeline-new-me]

my favorite thing about tua is that every single sibling thinks they’re the family disappointment

[dwight-schrutes]

invented love

[i-dont-even-effing-know-anymore]

[edgebug]

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

[frostyemma]

everyone go the fuck home. tumblr is closed

[strangehorse]

[ID: a Google result showing an article from NBCNews.com called ‘Ten Times Trump Denied Collusion With Russia’]

[lothloriien]

hot take: piper could have been just as powerful as percy if rick wasn’t a coward

she’s a daughter of aphrodite, who in the original mythology was one of the most powerful olympians, but rick decided that there’s no power for aphrodite or her children in the story. and piper had so much potential. remember when she and annabeth were a duo? how piper ended up being the better fighter because she was better with her emotions? why was that not expanded on more? and when she defeated khione? apparently that’s not good enough anymore? and even a lot of the fandom doesn’t give her credit for doing the same things as percy, jason, or leo. i smell privilege

[crimeronan]

my favorite thing about dreamer trilogy is how gansey entered adulthood and literally immediately started doing illegal environmental protests with his principled tree girlfriend and black market prince boyfriend that are DEFINITELY making career-ruining headlines for his mom (gansey’s divorce from his parents’ horrific politics and fucked-up expectations HELLO) ….. and then ronan spent three months sleeping through a wet fog of unrelenting depression while adam went to an oppressive ivy league school picked up a bunch of sad-looking rich kids lied repeatedly to all of them and enacted a talented mr ripley scam for LITERALLY NO REASON

[latenitewaffles]

[omghotmemes]

The real villain

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