Make a Wish

[dolleyesdollmouth]

Be Not Afraid

[tchaikovskaya]

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

[tchaikovskaya]

I mean. Just devastating 😭

[tchaikovskaya]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[condensedvaporwave]

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

[condensedvaporwave]

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

[theprofessional-amateur]

I gotta add this one

[travalicious]

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

[jackdaw-kraai]

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

[arahir]

i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

[byjove]

girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

[tricotbf]

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

[spiffiesttea]

j why did you censor the name of the scottish play

[some-j-name]

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

[spiffiesttea]

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

[byjove]

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

[lorebird]

[catgirlforeskin]

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

[foone]

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

[meltygetswifi]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[treecitysessions]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

[multyfangirl16]

Folks please please remember that ICE agents are still fellow humans and 1 of the better ways to get them to stop is to change the laws, talk to/email your law makers.

If you're going to protests remember the previous ones have burned through their good will and they stopped giving out free passes for breaking the law. Please listen to them when they say not to be in certain areas that are sometimes marked.

Remember that doxxing is affecting their families and that's putting children and non-ICE agents at risk and that's also part of the reason their good will to protesters are gone for the most part.

[partypuppy-nastja]

PSA in the 1930s:

Folks please please remember that Gestapo are still fellow humans and 1 of the better ways to get them to stop is to change the laws, talk/write your law makers. If you're going to oppose them, remember the Oster Circle burned through the Gestapo's good will and they stopped giving out free passes for breaking the law. Please listen to them when they say not to be in certain areas that are sometimes marked. Remember that doxxing is affecting their families and that's putting children and non-Gestapo agents at risk and that's also part of the reason their good will to dissidents is gone for the most part.

Alternatively, and unironically now:

Yes, dehumanization is the tool of the enemy; let's not use it

ICE agents are fellow humans—bad ones, doing ethnic cleansing

You can do direct action and call your representatives

Good will does not show up fully militarized and start black-bagging people

If you think doxxing ICE agents affects their families, wait until you find out what ICE agents are doing to very many more families

Evil must be opposed

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wyndryga]

catgirl strip club but all the poles are scratchposts

[happyfork]

(Cat Lunch Break - KC Green)

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

THAT'S WHERE IT'S FROM?!

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[theocseason4]

[longscorsese]

king

[puertohurraco]

King

[vortigone]

[occidentalist]

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[niyarest]

[dovesndecay]

People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

[cool-names-are-overrated]

Everything is a surprise when you don't pay attention

[moriarty-sisters]

DONT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THIS FUCKER

[girlfromthenorthcountry]

[bogleech]

It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

[raiasintended]