so summon on the pearl rosary

conclave side blog so as to not put off my three followers

[coquettevoltaire]

Up in the Sistine, straight up 'concing it'. And by it, let's justr say. My Clave.

[alfea]

consider the first fictional old man you aren't attracted to that comes to mind. that man is now your father. how are things?

very good

pretty good

decent

not great

horrible

Remaining time: 1 day 18 hours

[hardwrench]

i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[freakatronic6000]

what is even conclave about bro

[pmamtraveller]

"A Devout Nun" by Joyce Lee

[frmurasaki]

[cestpasfaux24601]

Bellini & Tedesco + book quotes

Conclave (2024)

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[frmurasaki]

La famiglia, dir . Ettore Scola 1987

[keasusreevsus]

What's a little thigh humping between bros?

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[baantjer]

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

[lambasi]

[drtrinitysantos]

a fun fact about pope john paul the second is that his birth name was karol józef wojtyła but when he was elected pope he chose to be known as john paul because he was such a devout mclennon shipper

[guerrillatech]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

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