oh wait!...that was my train

"From drunk train to the daily grind"

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If this snuck under my Christmas tree I would not be mad

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A leisurely day re-learning childhood lessons...like this gem from Saved by the Bell, there is no hope in dope people.  Who could forget when Shawn from Boy Meets World joined a cult and viewers learned that this was not ok.  Or when Eric, from Boy Meets World, taught us all it was ok to date a single mother....these lessons are still applicable

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Pinkademic

Everyone at work thought I had pink eye so instead of going out and spreading the stinkeye I thought it would be a better idea to sit home with a Domino's pan pizza, to the face, watching ancient aliens on the History Channel  

...TGIF

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We Get It Mother Nature!

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Ahhhhh! Forgot to send in my absentee ballot

Taking a trip home just to vote. Doing my part to stop World War III…that’s the bad one with zombies and robots

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This year I'm being Indiana Jones from the Temple of Doom...three years ago I was Indiana Jones from Raiders of the Lost Ark, whelp at least I got another two movies still

Happy Halloween Everyone!

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NOPE, YOUR PRICE IS WRONG!

Home sick and was watching The Price Is Right...but what I didn't know was I was about to witness the holy grail of television.  It started off all normal, as if it was just a regular episode and about half way through everything changed.  The name is called, the bells are whistling, all the people are celebrating but when the dust settles you see not only one but TWO people at the podium...I nearly spit out my cereal in shock.  These middle-aged soccer moms both had the same name, Drew Carey was even floored.  One left with triumph the other defeat and I SAW IT ALL!       

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How you know your making it in the big city

You walk through a bum fight and are totally unfazed...no mom this was not outside my apartment  

You’re on the train and you see the largest cross-dresser, you have ever seen, has forgot her bag...it’s only appropriate to say "gurrrrrrl don't forgot your bag!"

Every time you put a substantial amount of money on your metro-card it breaks and you have to fill out a pamphlet with so many questions to hopefully get your money back....yes MTA I'll take that challenge 

And so many drinks, I LOVE IT HERE

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The Conspiracy of Casual Friday

Jeans to work, hell yea ill subscribe to that...but what you don't know is that this is evidence that your boss and dry cleaners are cutting a deal. Fact dry cleaners are open everyday but Sunday. What day do you need your clothes back for work? SUNDAY! Casual Friday only fuels this fire because now we can accommodate this nonsensical schedule by bringing our clothes to the dry cleaners Thursday night or Friday morning.  By doing so they can be picked up before the dry cleaners closes on Saturday. I don't know but something smells fishy around here and it's not the dirty clothes.

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Ikea

Something about this store makes me feel like I need drawers in places I never thought one could have drawers...prepared for my big move Sunday, get ready NYC I have A LOT of storage

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this shits the tits

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and I just eat a burrito and everything is instantly better…

Burritos = Mexican Hugs

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Business of Carpets

There is different grades of Zebra Hide Rugs A: perfect B & C: bullet holes and visible blood

Ahhhhhhh….”we sell Zebra Hide?” :(

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Hunt Continued....

Thursday 9:30pm: wait you showed us the apartment with the wrong rent and now you want us to pay HOW MUCH!?...F$&@! One week to find a place, "Your not delusional or anything"...thanks Mom

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the average LIRR commuter…who knew freshman year flashbacks would rear their ugly head again

Is that an elephant in your bag?…you crazy

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yea....it was just that kinda day

*note this is not my actual umbrella

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iFo headphones

drunk train home + $10 fake headphones = $

….they may not fit well but I don’t want to hear about how many shots you took!