Yippee!!

im alexander, he/they, mid 20’s. My queue has 1000+ posts. love is real

[treecitysessions]

So true<3

[targetedknowledge]

[dreidelsanddragons]

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

[meshaamem-li]

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[self-loving-vampire]

Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.

[self-loving-vampire]

"Forgotten father" here is not gonna make it.

[jabberwockypie]

#oh believe me she remembers you and her friends are calling you a dipshit in the groupchat  (tag via @kuttithevangu)

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[tall]

[spiribia]

the charm of the great chain of things is that you'll see reptile keeper circles recommending isopods as a cleanup crew in your enclosures and then you'll go look into isopods and there is a whole separate community where their main event is the isopods themselves and pet isopod care and they recommend also keeping springtails as a cleanup crew for the isopods and you look into springtails and there is a whole separate community where their main event is the springtails and they're posting photos of springtails and going They're soooooo cuuuute

[bgm05]

The animal is gay for being alive

[emeraldwhale]

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

[emeraldwhale]

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

[thesexiestselkie]

[clowncarpool]

cheese sits on the toilet while we take showers, and i like to stand on my tip toes and draw his silhouette in the steam from a high angle, then stand back to see how warped it is from his actual shape

oil and acrylic on masonite

[blasteffect]

Clearest images of our Solar System planets released by NASA !

[iamalivenow]

favorite video game from your childhood 🎤🎤🎤 quickly🎤🎤🎤

[iamalivenow]

full spectrum

[toboldlymuppet]

here for your wallet (and wives) ✌️

[spamtown-usa]

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[goddesstrolls]

For all your blorbo microwaving needs

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever