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[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

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[ebentually]

me to my partner after they make my favorite dinner for my birthday: ewwww stop love bombing me. you're giving me the ick

[mabelsguidetolife]

apparently shaq was using his sponsorship with sora to make pictures and videos of his imagined romantic life with marilyn monroe and the children they would have together……. and then posting it where the entire world, including his real actual children, can see it 🫠🫠🫠

[mabelsguidetolife]

no bc how else are you supposed to react when your dad is proudly presenting a clip of himself and a dead celebrity, frozen in time, creating an ostensibly perfect nuclear family on valentine’s day…… and tagging papa john’s in it……..

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[yasmin1000000]

i pirate indie games so i can save up to preorder games like battlefield 6

[e-102]

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

[e-102]

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

[segamascott]

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[ebentually]

pico de gallo recipe tried to tell me to de-rib and de-seed the jalapenos

[theocseason4]

[theocseason4]

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

[flipchild]

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

[effemimaniac]

Not what he's called.

[flipchild]

What?

[flipchild]

[jeanritchie]

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

[jeanritchie]

[flipchild]

wow will it rlly let me post this long a vid? Food Alliteration, from PAL №.343

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

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A milli

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