Oil Wrench

A mechanic who loves robots. Female, Writes pornz, mostly of Sixshot and First Aid from transformers. Sometimes NSFW images!

[zeromayhemart]

SIXSHOT!

Transformers #35 cover art (Retailer Incentive) for IDW Publishing! Available September 2021. Sixshot and several Decepticons arriving at the edge of the Sea of Rust. Art by me!

[guccifloralsuits]

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

[seasonallydefective]

I hate being the generation that remembers when I could easily find episodes of anime and whole ass movies on YouTube.

[pandorascake-deactivated2022011]

yeah everything was split up into 1/10 5 min videos but WE WHERE FREE

[oilwrench]

Just get a good ad block.... Then be free anyway.

[xstrawberry-sorbetx]

y'all have no idea how much I love these two

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[amygdala-dan]

This makes no sense

[maxknightley]

it literally could not be more straightforward

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

It literally doesnt make sence, both have the same value, they're both $30

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

I think the failure of many people to grasp an incredibly simple, barebones metaphor is demonstrating implicit bias very well

This dude straight up stated the fucking answer and still can’t understand it, because he’s expecting the answer to be his own views lmao

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

No im not expecting anything its just a badly frammed metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Bro you said the answer. Both have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary.

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

But it never says that, it just asks you wich one is greater and the text ends there, wich leads you to thinking that one indeed has greater value then the other, and that the one with the greater value is the answear

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

It asks you which one has the greater value and what is the answer to that question?

[thatguyfromthatwebsite]

Im not about to argue over a focken tit size metaphor

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Never underestimate the lack of reading comprehension on this site lmfao

[flipocrite]

[finnglas]

god bless tumblr, that doesn't contain my real name anywhere, isn't connected to anything where people know me, and furthermore isn't going to try to MAKE me connect with people who know me

fucking superb you funky little hellsite

[finnglas]

it'd be better if they brought back the nsfw tho

[amygdalae]

genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care

[mmmskulljuice]

“We need to get this paperwork done yesterday, its REALLY important”

“Brah. I feel you but like, you’re harshing my mellow, can’t work with a harshed mellow”

[bogleech]

Also the key difference between this and “laziness” is that it doesn’t corelate whatsoever to the difficulty of a task. the thing you’re supposed to do can be easy or even fun and putting it off can feel miserable and even painful. You can sit there feeling sore and sick from not getting up yet and your body still sits in place. You can hate the tv series you put on and keep clicking “next episode.” Sometimes what you needed to do was make one phone call and instead you do grueling yard work or household cleaning for hours that didn’t need done thinking about the phone call until it’s too late to do it.

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Oh fuck, it’s me.

[oilwrench]

... I got a 97% in a class I hated because I needed to do the dishes and laundry. Class is done. But the sink is still full and now it also smells bad.

[oilwrench]

Got the second dose of covid shot, was told that 24 hours later was when you get the sick feeling. Sure as poop, I got a 99 degree fever 24 hours later and when I went to sleep, I slept for 16 hours.

 GG me, can’t be sick if you’re in a coma.

Arm is in the annoying pain setting where its enough that you are aware of it, but not quite enough to take medication for it.

There be a headache, but I honestly don't know if covid shot or if sleeping for 16 hours tanked my blood sugar, or if I missed my daily dose of caffeine.

[ruffboi-mags]

I just.

You don’t need a reason to not like a ship.  You don’t need a reason not to ship a ship, canon or otherwise.  You don’t have to prove it’s “problematic” or “abusive” or any of that shit.

You’re allowed to just not like it.  You can literally just say “eh, I don’t like it, it’s just not my thing” and that’s valid.  You don’t have to explain it or excuse it.  Just say you don’t like it and move the fuck on, for fuck’s sake.

I am BEGGING y’all.

[infernal-jokesses]

but it’s blocking the FUCKING SUEZ CANAL–

[ruffboi-mags]

/dies laughing/

[kamlo]

do you guys wanna see me quickly and effectively piss off psych majors

[kamlo]

people with a mental illness or neurodivergence know better about it than you ever will and a good majority of diagnostic criteria (especially for neurodivergences) is actually incredibly lacking and desperately needs to be updated.

[beckitty]

Something one of my nursing tutors said that really stuck with me:

You do not, and cannot, know how it feels. You should never say you do to your patients. You do not and cannot know what it is like to be that person. You may know about their illnesses, you may have started to know them through your care of them, but you dont know their own, personal lived experience. Even if you have the same condition yourself, even if you've been where they are now, their experience will be different from yours.

Your job as a nurse is to listen to them, empathise with them, and help them with what they need.

It really stuck with me, and it made me very conscious of my language and behaviour as a student nurse, and it absolutely applies to every aspect of health. I can talk about my experiences, I can share my knowledge of the science behind health, I explain the theory behind an option you are given as a patient, but first I must listen. It's your care and your needs and your life, and I cannot know what it's like to be you. So I should listen to you, your choices, your fears, your needs, your opinions, respect them, and help you as you want me to.

I'm neurodivergant, and have a bunch of physical and mental health issues. I still have no idea what it's like to be anyone else, even if they have the exact same neurodivergance, physical and mental health issues.

You are the expert in being you, always.

[oilwrench]

And this is why, as a person with neurodivergence, I am a psych major.

[cerebrocentric-bullet]

@crowofstarlight

I have the faintest memory of either Roberts or Roche confirming that Wreckers: Declassified was the Cybertronian equivalent of a Playboy magazine.

Like, yes, it has interesting exclusive interviews, but it also has lots of photos of Springer's chest and unchecked width, which seems hilarious to me as a concept and also explains First Aid's obsession with it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The 1st person to come up with the idea that throwing a virgin into a volcano makes corn grow better was probably an asshole

[disformer]

The Transformers: Till All Are One (2016)

[jarofloosescrews]

These expressions and body language(s) are so freaking good here, I just love that second Bee, the tilt of his body to the tilt of his head, I love that sm.

[midiport]

[prismatic-bell]

“Get Down” remains one of my favorite memes of all time and I am DEEPLY gratified to see the new generation grabbing it.

[prguitarman]

This is such an artistic remake. Glad to see “Get Down” back

[glumshoe]

hiking? to get places? can’t relate

[glumshoe]

I hate hiking with people who want to reach destinations or travel a certain distance. I LOVE hiking with people who don’t mind stopping every thirty feet to look inside rotting logs or photograph spiders or identify salamanders. people who hike for exercise confuse and terrify me.

[lyrslair]

OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.

[glumshoe]

I joined an outdoors club in college and it fucking sucked because all anyone wanted to do was get to the top of the mountain as quickly as possible and only stopped to drink water and eat trail mix. It was awful.

[glumshoe]

Ideal hiking companions: botanists, entomologists, mycologists, people with asthma, children with ADHD, easily distractible dogs, people with great butts who walk slightly faster than I do

[a-treatise-on-velociraptors]

your ship may be problematic but is it blocking the suez canal

[oilwrench]

Like, I should be streaming, I like streaming... I just.... am stressed and want to destress in my own way? Don’t want to show of my stressed-ness? Don’t want to be on display with all my hubris bared to the world?

Yeah, all of it.

[snorlaxatives]

living in tuscon when closer by the chainsmokers came out was an otherworldly experience like everyone else in the world thought it was the worst song ever made but every time halsy sang the line “play that blink-182 song that we beat to death in tucson, okay” the entire city erupted in excitement this is why we need random ass city representation in songs let’s shut the fuck up about nyc

[snorlaxatives]

i’m obsessed with this everyone please tell me your city’s random ass claim to fame

[oilwrench]

Every other NCIS episode is in “Norfolk”... none of them are really in Norfolk.

Tim Allen wearing a Traverse City shirt on one of his shows.