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twitter is dead, bluesky won't let me in

[okamlad]

FAME 🤩💲🥂 is a GUN 🔫 and I point 👆 it 👉 blind!!!! 🙈💥

[okamlad]

i hate when i suck ass at a videogame and nobody online sucks as much as i do

[okamlad]

all my college hags r getting married to the men who made their early 20s miserable hmmmm........... me thinks, statistically, some of them haven't changed actually :(

[okamlad]

september still feels like summer now and there are no more bugs hitting my windshield and my friends and I are bankrupting ourselves trying to stay alive this is wrong this is wrong everything has GONE WRONG

[okamlad]

wishing a happy 4th of july to these patriotic divas!

[okamlad]

You gon' jump if A. G. made it! 🎶🟩💯

[okamlad]

misread the vibes & now I got my feelings hurted 😞💔

[okamlad]

you can play games on YouTube now????? wtf is going on 😭

[okamlad]

Just saw a video of a woman who lost 100+ pounds w/ a lot of loose skin. She couldn't get it removed due to recent blood clotting / medical issues.

The amount of people in her comment section who are telling her to find a new doctor. Trying to convince her to attempt the surgery. That they would "rather die" than live with loose skin like hers.

Your actual weight doesn't matter. Your health doesn't matter. For a lot of people, to be perceived as fat is a fate worse than death. :/

[okamlad]

why thee fuck does the new york times mini crossword update at like.... 8pm. wtf do you MEAN i already did today's mini 12 hours ago, I JUST WOKE UP

[okamlad]

I love getting YouTube survey ads.

"Have you ever heard of water?"

HELL NO ✅✅✅✅✅ now show me da video 😎

[okamlad]

i do not have the mental stability to undergo a single april fools joke

[okamlad]

tiktok comments going "ayo, somebody said _______ 😭😭😂😂😂" drive me crazy. @Buttmuncher6285 said that. It's literally the comment directly above you. Get your own jokes, hack!!!!

[okamlad]

lana's new country album is going to be called Did You Know That Way Down Yonder on the Chattahoochee, It Gets Hotter than a Hoochie Coochie

[okamlad]

humans invent an extra day every 4 years. And instead of frolicking outside enjoying the silliness of earth's orbit and humanity's calendarial pursuits, I'm required to go to work and clock in. unreal.

[okamlad]

I love when my phone pulls up a random photo & is like "remember this awesome memory? ⬇️😍"

yeah, thanks phone. that was really cool

[okamlad]

I love deleting files from my computer. so fun. so clean!