alright alright

James. 29. Trans. Pansexual. They/them or he/him.

[demilypyro]

Walter white rly was like. How dare you offer to pay me for my cancer treatment, old best friend from college who holds me very dear. I’m gonna kill tons of people and ruin my whole family’s lives before I take a handout

[averagesizedperson]

when people say “Breaking Bad couldn’t be made anywhere else but America” they’re usually referring to how Walter White would get free health treatment but imho there’s something about Walter’s “i’ll do stuff on my own, i don’t need handouts you fuck” attitude that’s even more American

[cedar-west-deactivated20230408]

If your plot feels flat, STUDY it! Your story might be lacking...

Stakes - What would happen if the protagonist failed? Would it really be such a bad thing if it happened?

Thematic relevance - Do the events of the story speak to a greater emotional or moral message? Is the conflict resolved in a way that befits the theme?

Urgency - How much time does the protagonist have to complete their goal? Are there multiple factors complicating the situation?

Drive - What motivates the protagonist? Are they an active player in the story, or are they repeatedly getting pushed around by external forces? Could you swap them out for a different character with no impact on the plot? On the flip side, do the other characters have sensible motivations of their own?

Yield - Is there foreshadowing? Do the protagonist's choices have unforeseen consequences down the road? Do they use knowledge or clues from the beginning, to help them in the end? Do they learn things about the other characters that weren't immediately obvious?

[powerburial]

sorry i cant hang out today. yeah im simmering onions. low and slow you know how it is

[desinteresse]

The trick to having a lot of friends is to meet ppl and then keep bothering them to hang out

[desinteresse]

Not kidding, if you enjoy someone’s company ask them to go have coffee with you or something. It hurts nobody and you might gain a really cool friendship

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[dyrdymalki]

So much trauma this year and my hair didn't even turn white. What the fuck is this bullshit

[unbotheredmuse]

[okay-buddy]

haven’t posted a selfie on this blog in literal years so just gonna drop this gem

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[brightb-vt]

Love your wallets

[catgirldick]

also 5e.tools is an actively maintained open source dnd 5e repository, that even lets you download your very own offline fully functional copy of the website, just in case it ever goes down

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

[ossicle]

Someone come here and debunk this shit

[goforbronze]

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

[spectrologie-deactivated2023041]

The Arrival // Thimo Ruppel

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, bewildered and delighted: they sell blood at the post office now?

[girldog]

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

[itistimetodisappear]

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

[nymph1e]

You didn’t have to say it with words

[como-chin-gas]

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*