funky beats

okay, sure. bitchin. former urls: thefilipinozombie and saturn--babe

[fromhersoul]

[flat-fish]

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[dogpuppy]

[robineisenberg]

new moon tonight 🖤

[iskippedthepartaboutlove]

[stuckinapril]

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

[stuckinapril]

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

[the-goldenbot]

Remember: women can regenerate your health if you think about them for long enough, but be careful on overcharging it

[scottapez]

i do nothing but think abt women everyday. have i overcharged it.?

[the-goldenbot]

Your natural yuri abilities have given you a resistance to this debuff, but at the cost of being easily flustered by women which temporary disables your abilities

[scottapez]

wow...! thanks for the tip! i think im finally ready to face the dark lord!

[scottapez]

ghhhooooohh fuck. shes sopretty.

[anxietyproblem]

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[afurioushawk]

[cupidsynapse]

maybe i should get on tumblr again. poasting crystal exarch as an ice breaker

[cataoshi]

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[thepioden]

Dude et. al.

[wormofmouth]

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

[link-the-feral-anon]

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go

[okayagentbeyonce]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

posted chapters 7 and 8!

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[pandaphox]

Just saying