I Need To Calm Down

Steph // 25 // very gay

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[rememberthismeme]

[sleepchokin]

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and later he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

[yikestm17]

gaslight, gatekeep, goncharov

[neopoints]

I can’t fucking open this jar of pickles I’m taking it to planet fitness to see someone stronger than me can

[neopoints]

[funny-tik-toks]

[fetus-cakes]

how many costumes does this guy have

[darksteel-relic]

[cute-animals-only]

[levourdalak]

nobody:

Dracula when Jonathan's not looking:

[bidonica]

Waiting for the Dracula adaptation that actually shows Jonathan walking in on the Count doing chores

[insomniac-arrest]

Tumblr eras are only getting sexier. We’ve finally entered middle-aged gossipy book club territory with our friend Dracula and it’s great.

[valtsv]

denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don't want to be 'cringe' is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[foulserpent]

i resent the dominance of The Car in america but access to cars allows for a really fun and exciting emotion called ‘being insane alone in your car’

[what-you-eggs]

this is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, my condolences to the supernatural fandom

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount