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welcome to a garbage fire filled with my hyper fixations. I use mobile exclusively and idc about formatting.

[tvcinemagifs]

Scary Movie (2000) dir. Keenan Ivory Wayans

[incorrect-b99]

Holt: Peralta, I know you are deflecting by making jokes about how “hot” you are.

Jake: It’s not a joke. *sniffles* I’m a legit snack.

[toastbutteregg]

[ripe]

estherpeck on ig

[omghotmemes]

The Council of Elder Tubbies

[aeschylus-stan-account]

[the-real-skeletor]

The screens show you prophecies

[colehersch]

[thebootydiaries]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[benditlikekorra]

[loveable-korrasami]

how is this so perfect 😂😂😂

[maxximoffed]

the x men are actually the greatest soap opera ever made

[n-yks]

Mystique is a whole soap opera by herself

[weonsinnombre]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[thesassyducks]

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

[kindness-and-sunshine]

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

[kelssiel]

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

[azzandra]

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

[lurlur]

[flipocrite]

found-family speedrun

[scrubjayspeaks]

New offspring just dropped.

[funnytwittertweets]

[astronautcorpse]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[ayemuhhfucka]

this is great 😂

[shykneesnickle-deactivated20240]

😂😂

[tfry1440]

It’s back 😂😂😂

[neylaaaaaa]

She ate and left no crumbs

[solitarelee]

[mysharona1987]

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

ITS LITERALLY A PIECE OF PLASTIC WHAT T FUCK FGHJKJHHJKL GIRL HELP