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incorrect b99 quotes and other posts about all things b99!

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Amy: *talking passionately about something*

Jake: *looking at her fondly* I'm so glad I married this nerd.

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Milton: Kim and Jerry are basically the same person. They’re both stubborn, hotheaded and brutally honest.

Jack: Oh dear lord, I’m dating Jerry!

Milton: Duh!

Jack: Aww, I kinda love that.

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first post on my other acc!!

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Jake: *pops collar up on his coat*

Amy: Ugh, can we not do this right now?

Jake: Do what?

Amy: Where you pop your collar up, thinking it makes you look cool. *rolls eyes and walks away*

Jake: .... I don't do that.

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Charles: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you're doing is wrong?

Jake: You mean the one that sounds like Amy?

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Jake: Cut me some slack. We all make mistakes. We have to forget the past and make way for the future Amy: YOU ATE CLAY

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Rosa: My relationship with Charles is either "I'll help you hide the body" or "Don't even breathe in my direction." There is no in between.

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Amy: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.

Rosa,to Charles: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Amy: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.

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Jake: Clearly, I am not cut out to help people make life choices.

Amy: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. You helped me choose you.

Jake: *blushing* Okay, that time I was a genius.

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Teddy: [flirts with Amy]

Jake: [staring at them silently]

Terry: You’re really quiet today, Peralta.

Jake: [still staring] Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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Jake: I think I might possibly like Amy.

Gina: And I think you might possibly be the last person to find out.

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Amy, to herself in the mirror: You are a strong, independent woman who doesn't want a man or a relationship.

Jake: *exists*

Amy: Okay, that's not fair. He's adorable.

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Rosa: [wears dark grey]

Jake: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

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Terry: I trusted you!

Jake: Why?

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Amy: So what do you have planned for the future?

Jake: Lunch.

Amy: No, like long term.

Jake: Oh…um, dinner?

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Jake: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Gina: And you came to me?

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Rosa Diaz at some point