"I GUESS IF I'M A LITTLE BIT ROCK AND ROLL...

.... THE REST OF ME IS COMPOSED OF MOSTLY WATER." - AMERICAN SINGER, ACTOR, RADIO PERSONALITY, AND FORMER TEEN IDOL DONNIE OSMOND this blog contains a lot of enthusing about a shouty magpie »who is this b

[okayneat]

[doing some youtube research] wow i truly am just a little lad who loves berries and cream

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

Would you eat this?

I would eat this

I would not eat this

I have eaten this (positive)

I have eaten this (negative)

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours

Food: grape salad

Ingredients: cream cheese, sour cream, sugar, vanilla extract, red grapes, green grapes, brown sugar, pecans

[okayneat]

never cracked a phone screen in my life before but on day two of this new phone I've managed a hairline fracture that will now piss me off forever

so much for being extra careful while I don't have a case

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[fizzytrashcan]

[bloodraven55]

once you recognise the ubiquitous and inevitable fandom life cycle it becomes much easier to free yourself from it and just keep enjoying things in a more healthy way while still thinking critically about them

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[rival2lover]

nice try, get out the way you're in our way, get lost forever

challengers — mangetout

[catcrumb]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[abigailspinach]

[totallynotgayforyou]

[okayneat]

i've now filled in for so many shifts that've coincided with furry events at 🏩🍺 at this point I'm seriously considering crafting myself some chipmunk ears and tail. for the solidarity.

[horsesource]

"You can say that [orangutans] are not dependent on social support and approval, and if you admire this in them, that an orang is irredeemably his own person, 'the most poetic of the apes', researcher Lynn Miles told me once in an unguarded moments. What she had in mind was the difference between orangs and chimps in the way they carry on their discourse with the world.

Chimps are much admired for their tool use and for their problem-solving relationship with things as they find them...the orang is, let us say, not so replete with enterprise. Give an orangutan the hexagonal peg and the several shapes of hole, and then hide behind the two-way mirror and watch how he engages with the problem.

And watch and watch and watch--because he does not engage with the problem. He uses the peg to scratch his back, has a look-see at his right wrist, makes a half-hearted and soon abandoned attempt to use his fur as a macramé project, stares dreamily out the window if there is one and at nothing in particular if not, and the sun begins to set. (The sun will also set if you are observing a chimp, but the chimp is more amusing, so you are less likely to mark the moment in your notes. An orang observer has plenty of time to be a student of the vanities of sunset.)

You watch, and the orang dreams...when casually and as if thinking of something else, the orang slips the hexagonal peg into the hexagonal hole. And continues staring off dreamily."

Vicki Hearne, "The Case of the Disobedient Orangutans"

[magnesiumflare]

Important tags from @sashayed

[birdsareblooming]

thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever

[cryptotheism]

ct my friend im moving soon whats the scariest painting i can put in the bathroom

Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X