Secular Humanism is cool but Satanism is Punchier

I'm a squishy computer piloting a meatsuit on a rock hurtling through infinite nothingness. Transhumanism is already here. We are communicating asynchronously over vast distances in space and time at this very moment. - - - - - nothing matters. we've been dead for millennia without even being aware of it and we'll be dead for millennia more soon enough. - - - - - eat food. read books. be gay. do drugs. write poems. sleep in. work hard if it's something that is important to you. don't do it if it doesn't matter to you. - - - - - Hail Satan. Hail Plurality. Hail Compassion. Hail Solidarity. Hail Me. Hail You.

[fizzytrashcan]

Hey - you. Send me pictures and I'll rate them.

If you don't want me to publish them in my rating just say so, I ain't no snitch.

[justcallmedom31]

These are sick as

[gay-irl]

gay💉irl

[segamascott]

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[starridge]

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

[starridge]

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

[starridge]

the people have asked to see the scoundrel and who am i to deny you

mr renfield, ladies and gentlemen

[majomeowjo]

your thang looked easy to draw. he wasn't

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A rapscallion!

[danimoonemoji]

A curmudgeon!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A silly fellow <3

[fuckyeahsapphics]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH HONEYS!👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🏳️‍🌈✨

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

[bruzum]

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[spaceshipoftheseus]

4) any food is better than no food

[fuckyeahreligionpigeon]

[vile-things]

[my-dailydreams]