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i like men

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Can we just make out already?!?

My mom said I can’t cuz she hasn’t met your mom

[birkthomassen]

[savingsophie]

i love my wife

wifi*

[gaypeopletwitter]

[annieclarq-deactivated20160724]

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

[shezasag]

I gotta delete my blog for good

[toastbutteregg]

find me this guy

[superbestiario]

[remarkcentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

*turns off my clap light by smacking my ass*

[articlemokneys]

“I’m happy too…” J'ai Tué Ma Mère / I Killed My Mother (2009) dir. Xavier Dolan

[1ightly]

bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

[insane---world]

[jcmesbcrnes]

[zainclaw]

when will people fucking understand that shock value doesn’t equal gOOD WRITING???? honestly

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[julieterbang]

[manfuckyopride]

what kind of freaks you into

ones that text back