the boy got dollars

Blanca Hart; 20 you done got my heart all in it

[eloisehi]

You would put the trophy in trophy wife.

[okblanca]

I know, right? No one seems to understand why I've chosen it as my career of choice. There's no better option, really.

[butdaryan]

O...kay?

[okblanca]

You're welcome. What age are we celebrating? The big fifteen?

[stasblue-deactivated20140509]

Really? Wow, it all makes sense now. 

[okblanca]

Yep. No one is safe in this town.

[alec-fck]

Woah there is no need for that Blanca.

[okblanca]

There will be if you don't watch your tone with me.

[eloisehi]

Yes, I’m pretty sure. Early mornings AND late nights. Sounds very enticing. Being wife of the town’s mayor sounds good as well.

[okblanca]

Gross. Guess that means I'm out of the running for leader of the free world. As long as the pay is good, I'm sure it'd be a fun marriage.

[butdaryan]

Can’t May 27th arrive sooner?

[okblanca]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! For... May 27th.

[ughsammie-deactivated20140603]

My dad called and said I was his “little pea”… Was that a short joke..? He’s not usually like that.

[okblanca]

My roommate called me a "pea head" one time when he was high. Maybe your dad is on acid?

[corinne-porter-deactivated20140]

My neighbor came over and practically dumped their kid on me. What do I do?

[okblanca]

If they're not paying you... Throw it out the window?

[stasblue-deactivated20140509]

So I heard this urban legend where a girl from Sunset Valley— anyways she was fatigued at the time and then something forced her to go swimming…and she drowned. Her parents found her floating in their pool. 

[stasblue-deactivated20140509]

[okblanca]

Yeah, I heard she was an Alto. But I also heard a Landgraab stole the stairs so she couldn't drag herself out.

[eloisehi]

I think you would make a great politician.

[okblanca]

I don't know, doesn't that require a lot of early mornings? Maybe I'll marry a politician.

[effjace]

Is 10.30 too early for the princess?

[okblanca]

Please, don't act as if you don't sleep in. You're as good as a rock once you've passed out.

[nathan-idek]

Why ban dogs?!

[okblanca]

Not all dogs. Just the ones that scream in the middle of the night. Attention seekers.

[oliverstantxn]

Pretty sure most of those suggestions are impossible. I’m kind of worried that you’ll be going on a killing spree if just one more kid starts to cry… Although I wouldn’t be completely opposed to it. 

[okblanca]

I'm not that violent. Though I might organize for someone to go on a killing spree for me. Depends how cute the baby is, really.

[alec-fck]

Or maybe you could just go to bed earlier. Or you could wear those bed earmuff’s that people wear. Or just stop whining 

[okblanca]

Maybe shut up before I tell your dad that you're being a dick. Or that you let your dog into the fridge again.

[okblanca]

Being awake at this time should not be legal. Or at least shifts beginning at this time shouldn't be legal. Also noisy dogs. We should ban dogs, and children, that think it's okay to keep people up at night when they have to work at the crack of dawn. Maybe we could just arrange for the sun to rise later.

[cassiegoth]

It’s called good manners and you can’t just simply buy it.

[okblanca]

But why waste your energy if you're already better than everyone else?

[nicogoth]

I’d like to think that I look pretty innocent.

[okblanca]

The 'before you ask' thing probably ruined that. Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Or whatever that saying is.