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i like cute dogs and my computer

[gtfocatalina]

“I got ‘em from a sketchy foreign man in an alley. Cool, huh?”

[okdemetrius]

“Really cool, actually. I run a pet d-daycare, so if you need someone to watch them, I most definitely can!”

[girasoll]

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“Oh can’t you see, what you have done for me I am happy inside, all, all of the time When we bend a new corner I feel like a sweep-stake winner” 

[gtfocatalina]

“So, uh, where do you look for a runaway monkey? I’m asking for a friend.”

[okdemetrius]

“M-Monkey? Jeezo. Where’d you g-get a monkey?”

[aliceindoverland-blog]

“What’s with all the Christmas movies in July? I get it Christmas is great but why do the have to rub it in your face?”

[okdemetrius]

“I l-like them. They make me very glad. H-happy. You don’t feel the same?”

[okdemetrius]

dhk graphic meme: [6/8] friendships — Braddie (Bratty)

B: Adalynn Richards, voluntarily going to a place where there is a large crowd of people? Someone tell Robin Thin. A: I actually do get out sometimes.

[okdemetrius]

dhk graphic meme: [5/8] friendships — Stag Royalty

K: Of course.. Will you be reppin’ the aloha spirit too? P: If you want me to I’ll be sure to! I’ll wear a lei just for you and my aloha-ness.

[okdemetrius]

dhk graphic meme: [4/8] friendships — Aurodrew

A: Two road diverge in a yellow wood.. and I… I went home to play Kingdom Hearts A: I think I’m tearing up a bit ‘Rora, that was fantastic.

[okdemetrius]

dhk graphic meme: [3/8] friendships — Harviathan

H: Every single song sounds good right now. L: Boy. If you are taking my kush you best be praying right now because my foot is about to go so far up your ass you’ll be shitting leather for two months straight.

[okdemetrius]

dhk graphic meme: [2/8] friendships — Palice

A: I don’t even have a date. P: Don’t swear, don’t care. Stag swaggies unite- WOOF!

[okdemetrius]

dhk graphic meme: [1/8] friendships — Smith n' Twins

X: This place needs a fucking party. C: I do not approve.

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[amishrpt]

I’m sorry am I annoying you? I talk a lot sometimes.

I mean, I don’t have to make you tea if you don’t want any.

[okdemetrius]

Hm? No! No, not at all. I'm sorry- do I look like I'm annoyed? I'm sorry.

No- yeah- sure!

[amishrpt]

Oh! Well uh, Demi, it’s a pleasure to meet you. People sometimes call me Nevie?

Are you uhm, a bit stressed at the moment dear? Ever try having a warm cup of tea with two sugars? It’s my favorite to calm my anxiety.

[okdemetrius]

Oh- haha- yeah cool.

Hm? No! No I'm fine, only- I mean, sure? I like tea.

[okdemetrius]

@pieceofcandy: @demetrium kind of random but sure. my puppy could use a friend

@demetrium: Great! You can't be unhappy or mad with a new puppy! I have about three unclaimed ones over here. @pieceofcandy

[okdemetrius]

@pieceofcandy: i have the sudden urge to punch a wall. oh.

@demetrium: Do you want a puppy? @pieceofcandy

[reaganwth]

I never knew how stressful grocery shopping was until I actually did it myself.

[okdemetrius]

Same though. You have to figure out what everyone wants and what everyone needs and then you get to the front of the line and it's your turn and the lady slash man just gives you a glare until you can get all your money out but when you drop your coins everyone makes a noise of exasperation and it's horrible...

[mallorybye]

I just watched Frozen and now I want to ice skate.

[okdemetrius]

Ice skate! Yeah! Ice skating is so fun! Also- uhm- Frozen! I... Well, I haven't seen Frozen yet, but it's probably amazing!

I can't ice skate for my life.