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@montythepython

[30-minute-memes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[periiwrinkles]

an important update

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

[i-am-snowils-admiral]

Shout out to all those people obsessed with wings who read the entire Maximum Ride series because they convinced themselves the next book would be better but it just kept getting worse until you got to the end of the series and realized you would never recover the hours you lost forcing your way through it.

[crackedhalos]

[maxtothemax]

it’s so fucking funny seeing people who aren’t even in the active fandom go the fuck off about the series, i didn’t ever expect to see anyone but the same 5 people making maximum ride posts

[patrickat]

Me, using PC: There’s nothing interesting on the big Internet.

Me, picking up phone: Let’s see what’s on the tiny Internet.

[kingscrown666]

There is no lie here

[0v9]

why do I eat so much fucking SOUP

[0v9]

PLEASE do not fucking say that

[sketchyvorist]

Sorry this isnt vore related or wtv but this is fucking funny please

[flyweeabooty]

“Sorry this isn’t vore related” is the kind of wild ass sentence I can only get on tumblr dot com

[labias]

Oh my god

[headspace-hotel]

depression: kill yourself

Me: kill me yourself you coward

[radi0-open-door]

[ohhellorula]

Bill Hader’s knife story is the funniest thing ever

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

Gonna be honest I have a very vague understanding of what a 7 year old is. I know it’s a child. But what grade they’d be in, how much they would know about like, i dont know, science, or like, how big they would be. I have no idea. I have no idea what a 7 year old is. 

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

So they are weaponized…

[startrekin-it]

I’m actually done, I refuse to read a book with a female character in it written by a man over 40. I never thought I would ever had to read the phrase “she had D cup guts, but a trainer bra brain”

I don’t know what the fuck that means

[wolveria]

[haiikyuus-remade]

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

[teaganadelaide-deactivated20230]

For the record… I want absolutely none of these things. I am a girl.

[haiikyuus-remade]

[porterr-robinson]

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

I have so many questions

[homopower]

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Fucking christ, lmao

[notliterallyunbelievable-deacti]

People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

[ai-yo]

Clickhole liked the tweet

[catchymemes]

[javisfreckles]