Whoops Howd That Get There

The only thing I can't steal is your heart ;)

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Food Rant

Okay I work in a large fast food chain owned locally but part of corporate and have for the past few months now. And I just want to say..... fuck the higher ups. Not corporate entirely, because I know that everybody hates us youngin employeeyees. But like I know another location nearby lets people take home food for FREE if they work their after they clock out. The location I work at won’t even let you take a cup home without paying for it. They really out here being greedy. Well I had the chance to speak to the owner of our location the other day and asked why we can’t take food home, even after close when it’s going to get thrown away instead of actually feeding the struggling people who work there. And he said “I don’t promote stealing. I promote hard work” lmao yea well bud, says the guy who won this building out of a fucking Texas hold ‘em game

[liftingbeaute]

thought this was funny😂

[shmoneysaver-deactivated2019020]

I choked

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One time bout a year ago this woman this woman kept flashing her phone in my face saying “I have a video of you shoplifting from here and I called the police” and I said “alright? Let’s see it then” and lmao she lied to me, but I figured she reported me anyways so I dumped everything I had, even my magnets and bought some underwear, socks, and chapstick and then booked it outta there.

However I still think my response to her was not only a powermove, but also the best possible answer bc it was really calm and seemed like “ok yeah suuurrrre, prove it” than if I had panicked and ran

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Haunted

Okay there’s this semi-abandoned shopping strip a few towns over but it has a GameStop over there so I went there to go sell my old DS (not gonna lie that was probably one of the first things I ever stole bc some kid on the bus I used to ride bullied me so I stole his DS and I never got caught) and I’m not even kidding halfway through a conversation between me and SA there’s this loud bang inside the room behind him (too big to be rats or something) and he just pulls a broom out from under the counter and screams “GO AWAY GHOST”

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Buy cheap sell high

Few days ago I found a working PlayStation 2 in a goodwill but I know they’re kinda vintage so it could be sold higher. So I bought it, went online, offered it for $60 aaaaand then there were so many bids I ended up selling it for $140. Y’all this means I can buy my dog decent dog food again. We really out here being blessed

[finedineandlift]

items lifted: - my boyfriend’s virginity 😎

TOTAL: $5

[ethical-lifter-deactivated20210]

AHHHH IM SCREAMIN

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My drag queen uncle texted me yesterday with something along the lines of “Oh my god, you waste your life on your electronics all the time, go do something blah blah blah” mind you, we haven’t talked in like 3 years and this was unprompted. So I message him back to ask what the fuck he’s on about and he says “you’re still ranked above me in Yoville and you don’t even care”

What the actual fuck

[forcewakens]

“Feminism isn’t about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It’s about changing the way the world perceives that strength.”  -G. D. Anderson

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I highkey think that Queenie from Fantastic Beasts should be on this list bc her feminine nature was part of what made her and her well written character strong 💪

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Job Shit

Pretty sure 2 of 5 of my managers hate the fuck out of me and I’m not even sure why.

That said I took a shit ton of food home because I worked till close but I was supposed to get off at 10:00pm and I gotta work again at 11am what the fuck.

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During The Break

I took a few things during my absence. One of which was a blender. It was sitting on the back of a truck ready to be tooken into the target and I was like “Hey I can outrun everybody even when carrying this blender that I actually need really bad” and yet, because I was wearing a similar outfit to the target uniform I was able to just walk up to it, and take it

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Cocky

Bitch I'm back and less cocky than ever. Lost the account after getting a new phone but I got my old phone running again

[lemonylifts]

reblog lifting squirrel to not get caught in 2017

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Going on a tiny haul with some buds soon soooo ✌️

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Skill 💯👊👊💅💅😩😩👏👏

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Tiny haul from Ulta for my BFF, enjoy ;P Smashbox lipstick- $25 Moondust Eyeshadow- $25 Total- $50

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Lmao ex-BFF now bc she was actually pretty abusive and used me a lot to get her stuff, nearly got me caught multiple times bc of how careless she is in stores

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Quick hall from the other day. 2 stores. 1 EOS egg thing bc those are cool 1 bag of good shit peppermint bark 1 t-shirt with red checkered plaid pocket and collar 1 ghost-busters hoodie. Just a lil personal haul all for me bc I've donated 5 winter coats, a bunch of thermal clothings, gloves, just the kind of stuff people in need need this winter. And while I would have gotten more for homeless people, I had to do a drop in the mall bc I noticed an LP on me. Stay safe, and good luck

[princessklepto]

don’t go black friday lifting lol it’s a bad idea

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I go baby hauling a bit later in the day because it's calmed down by then and there's still some useful things and the SA's are so tired out.

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Kmart is wYLD

Okay so I went to Kmart (obviously) because it's Black Friday (obviously) and they had a giant sign above the door that said "Go ELFIN crazy" so I was like "Don't mind if I do" and started checking around and I managed to loot two winter coats, (One men's, one child's. And I donated both of them because good vibes) a box of assorted candy canes, and a bit of makeup to sell. Well as I'm checking out with a few odd and end things that were on sale, this cranky ol' white lady who probably came out of some trailer park is in front of me trying to buy some glass cups, a pack of Christmas balls, and a 6-pack of beer and they ask for her ID and she goes "Bitch, do I look like I need one?" So when she refuses to provide they take her to some back room and I check out, about to leave with all my bought and stolen shit and the same woman comes running by, out into the parking lot, and disappears to who knows where when there's traffic all around, leaving only a broken flip flop in her trace. She is a legend, and this I her legacy

[princessklepto]

I want to lift at Target for the first time and take makeup, how can I lift if the barcode is printed ON the packaging? How can I lift makeup from target?

barcodes don’t set off alarms so you don’t have to worry. i’d say just get a basket and then go to a blindspot and but it in your purse, my targets have too many cams to lift at so I don’t have any target tips really

[liftyniftymua-deactivated201603]

I’m going to give you my foolproof, every time Target tutorial.

1.) the MOMENT you walk in, if you see security smile but don’t say hi. Just nod at security or whatever, they’ll think you’re chill.

2.) GRAN A BASKET I CANNOT STRESS THIS PART ENOUGH YOULL NEED IT YOURE GONNA GET A LOT OF SHIT MAMA

3.) walk to the beauty aisle

4.) take all the shit you want. Put it in there. Shoppers at target dgaf, associates dgaf, they hate their lives and don’t help ANYONE. At all. Ever.

5.) take that and head to clothing.

6.) layers and layers of BLACK clothes only, black will blend super well on black, you won’t have to worry about an SA thinking there was less clothing because ur gonna STUFF all this makeup in ur fuckin bag alright

7.) now check this shit out: no SA? Cool, walk in and conceal. The time it takes should be similar to the time to try on these clothes. Wait a minute or two to be sure tho.

8.) walk. The. Fuck. Out. Don’t bother with the basket, just leave it and go. Bye. Enjoy.

I’ve gotten $500 and up in SINGLE trips of just makeup. Target is a goldmine if done right. DONT CONCEAL ON FLOOR, LP IS BEASTLY.

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this is exactly how I do it when the stars align for me!

[this-probably-aint-legal]

for the anons who ask about target

[haullsey-blog]

Exactly what I do when I lift makeup!

[lifting-libra]

this is what I do at Target

[oklifting]

Okay but make sure your SAs are lazy before attempting anything bc the ones at mine are super attentive and generally pay attention to the clothes you bring in and out, but don't pay attention if you do it on the floor so I do it in home appliances or food bc they don't have many if any cameras there