Sam

if yawning was an Olympic sport I would have 3 bronze medals bc I'm bad at everything

[saltvevo]

This is so cool! It’s an F-Bomb bath bomb and when you use it a cool message appears😜💕

[okmondayig]

These things are so cute! They’re bath bombs with a prize inside 💕😜

[tillerboomin]

The movie ain’t even out yet and I’m already in tears

[kokonutoil-deactivated20160814]

omggg

[drayofsun]

I’m dying 😭😭😫😫😍😍😍

[fvckintiredofit]

Purity

[rodidor]

this is really pure. the water waved. styled her hair. delivered her safely onto shore.

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[whitebeltwriter]

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[okmondayig]

When you take a test and then the next day the teacher claims you never turned it in

[rickymartinofficial]

How did you lose you virginity?

i had sex

[brimalandro]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

[bestrunescapememesbruh]

[wasofficial]

[princessrhcenyra]

[shejla24]

why does she have 1 black berry and 4 iphones…

[cocaineteas]

[micdotcom]

And mom of the year goes to …

[theunfriendlyblackthottie]

[violetsaffron73]

Wow.

[kissie-kay]

Mom was slaying but the last post was the best!!!!

[caramelanin]

DOUCHE CANOE

[firstoffletmesayi]

The proctologist… I am cri

[redpepprflakes]

Moms took him out.

[labias]

Even if you want to, just like… Dont

[jumex]

Me on snapchat

[biohazerd]

Thankyou Ariana Grande✨

[tinderventure]

“This has probably been my favorite pick up line I’ve ever gotten. It’s been almost a year and we are still talking.”