Story time of when u got high @ school
well, it was junior year.. and I wanted to try edibles and my brother has his medical card so he could get me them and I told all my friends I was like hey I’m getting an edible and we’re all gonna have some and be high as fuck at school and they were all like yay ok cool and then.. the day comes and I put the edible in my backpack and go to school. it was before 4th period and I met up with my friends after class cause this is when I planned on eating it. well ½ my friends pussies out and then 2 of them came in the bathroom with me and it was like this peanut butter chocolate bar thing and it was basically like all peanut butter and it was hot out so it melted in my backpack so I went to the bathroom and I just like took a huge scoop of it on my finger and I ate it and I was like fuck fuck that was probably too much but I was like whatever and my friends are some and I THOUGHT we were good… so I go into my 4th hour and I smell like straight up peanut butter and weed and I’m like fuck and everyone in my class was like *sniff sniff* “smells like weed” so I was like umm can I go to the bathroom and my teacher was like yeah so I went back and washed my hands and shit and then when I got back into class and logged on to my computer I started tripping tf out. everything looked like it was animated and my phone screen looked so weird and everything was just so weird so I had to sit there for an hour and I was so paranoid I thought the people sitting next to me kept saying my name and laughing but they weren’t and I had texted my friend asking her to come get me from the class cause I couldn’t walk but she didn’t get it in time and then the bell rang and I was like whatever I’ll just walk. so now I’m walking to the cafeteria from my e learning class and I literally swear my eyes are closed this whole time I don’t remember walking there at all but I remember telling some people I knew that I was so high and didn’t know what to do and I was walking around the cafeteria trying to find where my friends were sitting and I swear I stood by this table staring at this girl for like 2 mins but whatever anyways I found my friends and I literally sat down at the table and passed out for a little but then all I wanted was water I was like please someone give me water then I drank some then (oh I forgot to tell everyone I ate a Cinnabon that morning that’s an important part) so then I THREW UP ALL OVER THE TABLE I FUCKIJNG threw upCinnabon and I was so out of it I barely remember the rest but I was throwing up in the bathroom and my friend was helping me and she was like telling me she was gonna put the edible back in my backpack and I was like TF no and then I was like flush it down the toilet so she did AND THEN IT WOULSNT FLUSH BUT AS SOON AS IT DID One of the fucking security guards at my school her name is ronnie walked in and was like what’s wrong blah blah and I told everyone I was sick and thought I had food poisoning.. so next officer joe came in (the POLICE OFFICER @ MY SCHOLL) and he had to carry me out to this golf cart that the security guard had so I was literally out of it and I was on the golf cart with Ronnie and she was taking me to the nurses office and I was literally falling off the golf cart cause I was passed tf out and she literally had to hold me up on it and little did I know that people were taking snapchat videos of me falling off this golf cart (whatever lol) so then I get to the nurses office and they PUT ME IN A WHEEL CHAIR literally that’s how baked I was they put me in a fucking wheel chair. so they called my mom and she was like wtf is going on and I literally had my eyes glued shut this whole time like I heard everything but didn’t see anything but the next thing I knew I was sitting in the nurses office and she was like trying to give me this orange drink shit and I was yelling at her that I wanted water I was like please give me water and she was like just drink this me I was like ok whatever so thenI DRANK IT AND IMMEDIATELY THREW IT UP ON HER LOLLLLLLL and she like freaked out and grabbed the trash can and then that’s all I remember until they wheeled me out to my car and I got in and my mom took me home and I remember getting in the house and my mom is like carrying me and i see my brother and I look at him and he immediately knows that it was cause of the edible… then I get in my room and took off all my clothes and slept til 9pm…. so that.. is my story.. and No one in the school administration ever knew I was high and never knew I had that edible and neither did my mom they all thought I was sick because of the fucking Cinnabon
literally me
