💘

it's okay to be sad sometimes

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[112196355]

[caittherunnerr]

What state do you live in?

constant stress

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maskedraconteur]

she said

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[lindsavlohan]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[eliminated]

[year2003]

[sacred-portal]

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

[mustardtigress]

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[mellifexfarm]

taken literally 1 minute apart

[pularia]

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap