KILL YOURSLEF NOW

[ol-4-eyes]

Yo what's been going on?

[criticalsuccess]

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

[sexy-androgynous-satan]

@ol-4-eyes hey Pat

[ol-4-eyes]

ITS YOUR MOM WHO YOU MADE

[sexy-androgynous-satan]

:)

[criticalsuccess]

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

[sexy-androgynous-satan]

@ol-4-eyes hey Pat

[ol-4-eyes]

ITS YOUR MOM WHO YOU MADE

[anata-no-haha-wa-baishunfu]

[hobe-bryant]

Hey y'all

Serious moment for a sec, a coworker of mine has died tragically, and they are trying to raise funds for the funeral and to get her body home.

She was a wonderful woman, and if you could spare anything that would be great

https://www.gofundme.com/prisca-rachel039s-tragic-mysterious-death

[swanmask]

I'm sorry if this is weird but what's Borderlands about?

[ellielol]

[mclinskey-deactivated20201113]

i got morrowind

[history-and-stuff-and-things]

[uncle-beanbag]

This will never not be funny. 

In September 1918, the German government issued a diplomatic protest, complaining that the Model 97 Trench Gun was illegal because “it is especially forbidden to employ arms, projections, or materials calculated to cause unnecessary suffering” as defined in the 1907 Hague Convention respecting the Laws and Customs of War on Land. When the Americans rejected this, the German high command then threatened to execute any soldier caught with a Trench Gun or even just Trench Gun shells. General Pershing replied that, henceforth, any Germans caught with flamethrowers or saw-bladed bayonets would be lined up and shot.

[mister-christmas]

Wait, wait, wait, they bitched about trench guns causing unnecessary suffering while setting people on fire with flamethrowers?

[uncle-beanbag]

And gassing them. 

[derpomatic]

Imperials be like that.

[kuueater]

item randomizer auto-equip run is going well.

✨ twitch.tv/shinigamieater ✨

[porterr-robinson]

[tulparightsactivist]

I fuckin love this guy

[0ci0]

[flick-the-thief]

Sister-san is bad at communication.

[avvocarlo]

I shaved the drive jacket scorpion onto the back of my dog and she looks so sick

[avvocarlo]

[thebootydiaries]

[badjokesbyjeff]

I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”

Friend: “Ok shoot”

Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”

Friend: “I dunno what?”

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?

Click

[lyingnudieonthefloor]

THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

[dio-archive]