“You have already read too much”

Hi I’m Alex I do art sometimes I post it here but I’m inactive as hell I’m not that online but I’ll try to reply He/They

[old-axen]

I feel like I need people to know what flavour of autism I probably have. So,

Here’s a list.

Marvel

DC

Call of duty

Cyberpunk

Baldurs gate 3

Dispatch

Detroit become human

Apex legends (and titanfall a bit but I’ve only played titanfall 2)

Supernatural

What we do in the shadows

Good omens

Our flag means death

Doctor Who

Star Trek (currently only tos)

Hannibal

House md

The pitt

The mentalist

Elementry

The Magnus archives

The mechanisms

Ghost (bc/the band)

Twenty one pilots

The narcissist cookbook

Bug hunter

And more I’ll update as my memory starts working :)

[old-axen]

I spent 50% of my math class drawing Michael and hellen because I didn’t wanna do anatomy (or math) I feel like I unlocked a new go to character for when art isn’t arting

Picture evidence of this

[thatoneanon20]

OP where are you from that they let you take pictures of your tests if I tried to do that the professors would RKO my ass out of the window

[old-axen]

Im danish, but we regularly have exams as just work sheets so the answers don’t matter that much and they don’t really care.

[puppydogwhitaker]

i think joy ‘admit him to med surg’ kwon needs to spend some time with jack ‘lie about the size of the fetus’ abbot

[supportingwomenswrongs]

McKay: *extending the olive branch that she's 9 years sober*

Langdon: .....I love you

[whitakers-intern]

my god langdon was so alone. mckay allowed him to look into his future. he could not believe his eyes.

[fujokafka]

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

[andthelaw]

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

[barbedvvire]

Learning stuff the hard way.

[kanakori]

does anyone else feel like their rights are violated by constantly being subjected to ads in everything no matter if u pay for services or not

[old-axen]

I spent 50% of my math class drawing Michael and hellen because I didn’t wanna do anatomy (or math) I feel like I unlocked a new go to character for when art isn’t arting

Picture evidence of this

[northirish]

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

[northirish]

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[penny-anna]

oh god sudden thought

so as per various DC social media concepts Clark has a Superman twitter where he posts left-leaning but fairly safe & tame stuff e.g. happy pride from Superman. Clark Kent also has his own twitter account where he posts his actual opinion.

what happens if uh. what happens if he forgets which account he's logged into.

[penny-anna]

scenario 1: what's clearly an official Superman post pops up on some rando journalist's twitter and is noticed before he can delete it. leads to controversy when people conclude that Superman has hired this Clark Kent person to do his social media. Clark now has to deal w the fact that everyone thinks he's Superman's social media manager. employers at the Daily Planet very confused as to why he didn't tell them about his side gig

scenario 2: world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police

[the-legal-shipper]

Scenario 2: “world wakes up to Superman tweeting about how he hates the police” and then the Shazam twitter account starts agreeing with him and that’s how the world finds out that two of the most powerful heros both hate the police

[penny-anna]

Billy, seeing what Superman just tweeted: oh cool we're allowed to say fuck the police now!!

[offonaherosjourney]

Someone tweets if Bruce Wayne pays taxes, and Bruce accidentally replies with his Batman account with a simple "Yes", so people start to think that besides beating up villains, Batman also spends his time staring menacingly at billionaires while they fill their taxes to make sure there's no creative accounting going on

[nightblackowlbat]

BruceWayneOfficial: yes, the rumors are true. Batman is my accountant.

[kosmogrl]

well yes!

[teaboot]

I’m sorry, you don’t know WHY??

[howtotrainyourpotato]

this tag is too glorious not to include

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

"Alliance to destroy Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick"

"Shalt I procure thee a list milord"

[lachonk]

I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom

[charyou-tree]

Yeah, I don’t know what Freud was thinking, but Oedipus very much did Not want to fuck his mom. He spent the entire play trying to avoid that, and then gauged out his eyes when he learned that he had anyway.

[lachonk]

I think Freud was too caught up with the fantasy of fucking his mom to appreciate the themes of the story tbh

[its-the-freak-phone]

[lokydraws]

Some fast sketches of The City from Ulysses dies at dawn (Mechanisms)

[old-axen]

This is so cool and almost exactly how I imagined it

[old-axen]

Finally finished the Cascade art a few days ago but I got distracted by the Pitt and now I’m obsessed

Anyway I love this kid so of course I had to finish the art

[old-axen]

Franklin my boy

[old-axen]

Apex/titanfall art WIPs

The coloured art is Cascade (he’s a unwilling legend) and the sketch is Franklin (homemade pilot) and his titan Ant/QC-23

Im not too big into the canon lore but if anyone has any suggestions or questions feel free to share :)