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This is an old tumblr account with some pretty cringe posts and shitty opinions that I don't have anymore.

[oldaccountcringe]

When you watch the Metal Gear Survive trailer

[oldaccountcringe]

Met Troy Baker, got him to record this. Sweet

[wiggllytuff]

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

[giraffepoliceforce]

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

[beanobe]

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

[avianawareness]

Why I am suspicious of those who say they got pregnant because a condom “broke”… 

[hooks-and-chains]

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER USED A CONDOM. HAVE ANY OF YOU HAD SEX YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT CONDOMS. SHUT THE FUCK UP. I’m sick of this shit. Just because a condom has a tensile force high enough to withstand inflation does not mean it can comfortably fit any penis. No one wants latex literally stretched against a boner like it is in this pic. A condom that is too small causes added friction which can lead to the condom tearing. If someone tells you it is too small, you LISTEN. YOU DO NOT HAVE RAW SEX WITH THEM. THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING. YOU GO BUY A MAGNUM. There are even sizes above that. SO NO THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO SAY THAT A PERSON CANNOT WEAR ANY CONDOMS BUT THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FIT IN CERTAIN SIZES. And whoever the fuck said they don’t believe condoms break is literally fucking stupid as hell. You didn’t even try to think you slut shaming ignorant ass. Condoms do not break from things not fitting in them. They break due to frictional forces without sufficient lubricant and air bubbles trapped in the reservoir tip that push through the latex upon ejaculation. Proper application requires that the tip be pinched to remove this air while it is rolled down the shaft. Very few people know this due to the rampant lack of appropriate sex ed. Proper condom application technique and education is crucial to effective birth control and STI protection. So before you go spouting your ignorant crap, how bout you think about your penised partner and the overall function of a condom and try to spread real education rather than shaming people.

[dorkstranger-old-deactivated201]

^^^ y’all just got taken to sex ed.

[dxglitter]

THANK YOU. Jumping on a big penis wearing a too-small condom is NOT A GOOD IDEA.

[typetwocinderella]

This was raw af

[sophie-baek]

#that shade though

[kpfun]

[cadoized]

Confirmed

[badsjw]

I thought I was safe. I thought, if only for a brief moment, that I could escape tumblr if I went on youtube. I was wrong.

[supersudden]

there are 804 people who clicked on this

[badsjw]

Update: 

[yellowsumbrella]

Not very many people have heard of us.

[retro2mod]

RIP Christopher Lee

[donnamissal]

[ill-show-you-later-deactivated2]

Gillian Anderson Gazing Appreciate Post. 

[bonehandledknife]

Did Furiosa ever ask Max for *anything* except that one thing?

I mean it’s, “You are counting on the forgiveness of a very bad man.”

And, “You are sitting on nitro-boosted war machine.”

And, “Do you want that thing off your face?”

Then there’s, “I need to go back and reconnect the fuel pod.”

And, I trust that you saw her go under the wheel.

Then later, Let me hover at your shoulder until you give me the gun of your own free will.

And even, “I’ve talked to the others, you’ll have your own motorcycle, fully loaded.”

I trying and trying to remember, but has Furiosa ever flat out asked Max to do anything? (Except that one thing.)

Because then you have Max. You have Max losing his shit and asking the others to try and keep Furiosa awake. And he gets the cannula in place and she’s pretty much non-responsive, she’s not awake, and he’s just breaks. 

And gives her that one thing; something that he hasn’t given to anyone in decades.

The only thing she’d ever directly asked of him.

“My name is Max.”

[doomsday519-deactivated20240507]

[anti-sjw-pro-gamer]

The first 2 pictures are what happens when an SJW goes up against a Japanese game dev. The 3rd picture is what happens when an SJW goes up against a western developer. Get your shit together western devs stop trying to appease the vocal minority who hates your games no matter what you do.

[ladaleda]

[dundermifflinscranton]

[lissy-aquarius]

Filth + Outtakes