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[oldandkinky]

Rules and Kink List: ⭐ here ⭐

Prompts are closed!

Masterpost

Ao3

[icarus-suraki]

[oldandkinky]

Muahahaha! Good job, everyone ❤️

[were--ralph]

i dont need to tell anyone this but theres a White House App out and do not download it even as a joke

[were--ralph]

Literally do not. Like. if you already did then you may want to factory reset your device(s) and change any possibly affected credentials

[daz4i]

anyone wanna have a toxic homoerotic psychosexual rivalry with me? it does have to be weird

[pxblohoney]

okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didn’t really mind, as he would always joke around and say ‘oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral’.

he recently passed away and last week at his funeral, everyone was in the church waiting for it to begin. they waited for more than 30 minutes past the set time and then came the news: 

the hearse had gotten stuck in traffic. the hearse with his body in it. 

he was late to his own fucking funeral. 

[oldandkinky]

i love thistle smmm… the conflict and the craving for gentleness while he cums his brains out from pain also being there is so delicious. i want good things to happen to him but also i want him to be kept forever…hmm… anyways! i’m excited do anything new you write <33

Thank you so much! You're so right - he deserves all the best things and also to get his wits fucked out of his skull. It's about balance!

Also, new chapter! Enjoy. ❤️

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64806037

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[spielzeugkaiser]

It's finally time for a realisation!

Turns out when thinking closely about it, there aren't actually many suspects who could be Mileks dad...

[spielzeugkaiser]

... Isn't that curious indeed 👀

[professional-outsider]

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon

[wizardarchetypes]

Normally you'd be right about gay fanart of media from the 90s but just this once it's actually like this.

[rednines]

When do we start crucifying

[animentality]

[orbitalmirror]

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

[scratchygoddess]

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[oldandkinky]

New Thistle

How we doing, chat? Have a new chapter.

Clicky

[starqueensterlexa]

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

[starqueensterlexa]

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

[steve-likes-robots]

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

[starqueensterlexa]

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers